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#4388633 - 11/07/17 02:40 PM A Golfing Tale...  
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While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart.

A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure.

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart.

She said, " Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them if so". Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive.

Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?"

I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."


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#4388638 - 11/07/17 02:56 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4388644 - 11/07/17 03:24 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4388646 - 11/07/17 03:33 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by David Kennard
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#4388652 - 11/07/17 03:51 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4388689 - 11/07/17 07:27 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4388708 - 11/07/17 09:22 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4388739 - 11/07/17 11:58 PM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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One afternoon a rather old lady weary with wear arrived at the local nursing home, and on her way in she passed a trio of naked ladies laid out on the front grassy lawn. Appalled, albeit with a twinge of curiosity, she wandered inside and up to the front desk, where the clerk smiled and tipped his hat slightly.

"Why are there naked ladies on the front lawn?" She asked. "I wasn't aware this was a nudist colony."

"Oh," the clerk paused, "Well, those are our three resident retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale."


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#4388913 - 11/09/17 05:28 AM Re: A Golfing Tale... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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