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#4388059 - 11/03/17 05:09 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"Do you like flight sims ?" LOL!! I've known of exactly TWO women in my lifetime who played flight sims and both of them used to be on SimHQ.  Cat and Panther? Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.
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The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
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#4388062 - 11/03/17 05:20 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Why did your bedroom light come on at 2:37 this morning? That's great "Your eyes are amazing, I'd love to add them to my collection."
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#4388066 - 11/03/17 05:52 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Cat and Panther?
Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.
Bingo! You are correct sir.
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#4388069 - 11/03/17 05:55 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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I've practiced this with my mother. Shudder. 
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#4388080 - 11/03/17 06:22 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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#4388089 - 11/03/17 07:18 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"Do you have any money, I left my wallet at home ?"
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#4388114 - 11/03/17 08:19 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
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#4388142 - 11/04/17 12:52 AM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Someone has been watching Silence of the Lambs! Was she a great big fat girl? Oh yeah... 
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#4388145 - 11/04/17 01:07 AM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"You smell different when you're awake."
"I've been practicing for this moment for a long time."
BTW, creepy sayings make great pick up lines..... As long as you don't smile after you say them... Seriously, wait for the gal to laugh. If you smile first, then that's reeeeally creepy.
"College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life" - Paul Ryan
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#4388149 - 11/04/17 01:45 AM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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#4388197 - 11/04/17 01:44 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Cat and Panther?
Testing memory... Cat liked to play TAW while listening to DLR-era Van Halen, Panther played Falcon 4.
Bingo! You are correct sir. How could we have forgotten Li'lJugs?!  Also, there was another, I remember seeing her pic once but can't remember her name.
The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
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#4388201 - 11/04/17 02:31 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Ah, Cat. She and I teamed up and wrote those JF-18/LOMAC serials on SimHQ...never got to finishing that final episode, and that last cliffhanger was in was 2006...!
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"Also, I would prefer a back seater over the extra gas any day. I would have 80 pounds of flesh to eat and a pair of glasses to start a fire." --F/A-18 Hornet pilot
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#4388205 - 11/04/17 03:23 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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'Hi ! I'm Harvey Weinstein'
'Actually, I'm a Conservative Member of Parliament'
(Don't know if the current 'Sexminster' scandal is reported elsewhere than UK)
British comedian Lenny Henry had a good line, not acceptable now though I warrant:
'Hey girl; you got some black in you'
'No'
'Would you like some?'
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Exodus
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That actually happened to me on a very early dinner date (Ralph & Kacoo's, local seafood restaurant). I was 16, had started a job but didn't have my drivers license yet so I wasn't in the habit of always carrying my wallet (also before I had any credit or ATM card). The solution was to excuse myself to the restroom, make an emergency call to my mom to meet me in the parking lot in half an hour and give me some cash. At least a 20 min. drive, she was thrilled. I still get picked on about it today.