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#4387993 - 11/03/17 11:35 AM Creepy things you should never say to a girl.  
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Bill Grant's thread got me thinking, so I'll start...


"Hey, I like your hair... Can I have some?"


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#4387996 - 11/03/17 11:40 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4388000 - 11/03/17 12:08 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388001 - 11/03/17 12:10 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388002 - 11/03/17 12:18 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4388007 - 11/03/17 01:04 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388009 - 11/03/17 01:25 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388016 - 11/03/17 02:19 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388017 - 11/03/17 02:19 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388025 - 11/03/17 03:16 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388028 - 11/03/17 03:33 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Someone has been watching Silence of the Lambs!


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#4388030 - 11/03/17 03:44 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388035 - 11/03/17 04:16 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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I wonder if you kiss as well as your mother.


"College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life" - Paul Ryan
#4388042 - 11/03/17 04:30 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Did you get dressed in the dark again?

Don't you have a full length mirror in your room?

Wow. I am amazed at how that makes you look like you gained 15 lbs...

(Sorry! I have been overhearing my Wife talk to her BFF lately about what they would like to say...)


Aren't you cute?! Want some candy? Reach into my pocket and get some!

Can you help me find my puppy?? He ran over there into that dark area around back...


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#4388043 - 11/03/17 04:32 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388045 - 11/03/17 04:34 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Hahaha, y'all are making me laugh!

This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....


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#4388046 - 11/03/17 04:35 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant


This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....


Just stay clear of Kevin Spacey and you'll be fine.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4388049 - 11/03/17 04:46 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388052 - 11/03/17 04:52 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
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"Do you like flight sims ?"


LOL!! I've known of exactly TWO women in my lifetime who played flight sims and both of them used to be on SimHQ. smile


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#4388055 - 11/03/17 04:55 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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