#4387993 - 11/03/17 11:35 AM
Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Bill Grant's thread got me thinking, so I'll start...
"Hey, I like your hair... Can I have some?"
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#4387996 - 11/03/17 11:40 AM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"Is your hair chemically treated?"
Sorry, I couldn't resist making yet another X-Files reference.
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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#4388001 - 11/03/17 12:10 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Are them thare yor real teef?
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#4388016 - 11/03/17 02:19 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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#4388025 - 11/03/17 03:16 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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#4388030 - 11/03/17 03:44 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"The holly bush beneath your window is awfully prickly".
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#4388035 - 11/03/17 04:16 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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I wonder if you kiss as well as your mother.
"College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life" - Paul Ryan
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#4388043 - 11/03/17 04:32 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
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#4388046 - 11/03/17 04:35 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....
Just stay clear of Kevin Spacey and you'll be fine.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#4388055 - 11/03/17 04:55 PM
Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl.
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Why did your bedroom light come on at 2:37 this morning?
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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