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#4387993 - 11/03/17 11:35 AM Creepy things you should never say to a girl.  
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Bill Grant's thread got me thinking, so I'll start...


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#4387996 - 11/03/17 11:40 AM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4388000 - 11/03/17 12:08 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388001 - 11/03/17 12:10 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388002 - 11/03/17 12:18 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388007 - 11/03/17 01:04 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388009 - 11/03/17 01:25 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388016 - 11/03/17 02:19 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388017 - 11/03/17 02:19 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388025 - 11/03/17 03:16 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388028 - 11/03/17 03:33 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388030 - 11/03/17 03:44 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388035 - 11/03/17 04:16 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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I wonder if you kiss as well as your mother.


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#4388042 - 11/03/17 04:30 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Did you get dressed in the dark again?

Don't you have a full length mirror in your room?

Wow. I am amazed at how that makes you look like you gained 15 lbs...

(Sorry! I have been overhearing my Wife talk to her BFF lately about what they would like to say...)


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#4388043 - 11/03/17 04:32 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388045 - 11/03/17 04:34 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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Hahaha, y'all are making me laugh!

This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....


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#4388046 - 11/03/17 04:35 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Originally Posted by Bill_Grant


This is creepy though. I feel like I am on a Hollywood Dating Forum....


Just stay clear of Kevin Spacey and you'll be fine.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4388049 - 11/03/17 04:46 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: TerribleTwo]  
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#4388052 - 11/03/17 04:52 PM Re: Creepy things you should never say to a girl. [Re: LB4LB]  
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Originally Posted by LB4LB
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"Do you like flight sims ?"


LOL!! I've known of exactly TWO women in my lifetime who played flight sims and both of them used to be on SimHQ. smile


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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