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#4379777 - 09/15/17 06:59 PM Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman!  
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A woman walks into a butcher shop and asks the young man behind the counter for a Long Island duckling.

The young man returns with a duckling, and the woman looks it over, sticks her finger in the ducklings butt and exclaims, "No, no, no, this is a Nova Scotia ducking, please bring me a Long Island ducking!"

The man apologizes, takes back the duckling back, and returns with another.

The woman looks it over, sticks her finger in the ducklings butt and exclaims, "No, no, no, this is a Maine ducking, please bring me a Long Island duckling!".

He apologizes again, takes back the duckling and returns with another.

The woman looks it over, sticks her finger in the ducklings butt and says "Ahhhh, just what I wanted, a nice, fresh, Long Island duckling, please wrap it up!"

As the young man prepares her purchase, the woman says "I'm sorry if I was rude, you seem like a nice young man. Where are you from?" and the young man turns around, bends over, and says "You tell me!"

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#4379780 - 09/15/17 07:20 PM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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#4379794 - 09/15/17 09:48 PM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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#4379821 - 09/16/17 12:54 AM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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#4379863 - 09/16/17 11:04 AM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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#4379873 - 09/16/17 01:03 PM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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#4380040 - 09/18/17 01:00 AM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4380096 - 09/18/17 02:36 PM Re: Subbing for Bill Grant with the joke of the day, here's Axman! [Re: axman]  
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