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#4307757 - 10/31/16 03:36 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307759 - 10/31/16 03:38 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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This post is just six words long......

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4307760 - 10/31/16 03:40 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Seven.



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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#4307819 - 10/31/16 07:32 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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No more toilet paper.

License and registration please.

That's not a pillow.

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Romans 10:1-13
#4307821 - 10/31/16 07:43 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: Coot]  
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It will buff out.

My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9ee

Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
#4307822 - 10/31/16 07:44 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Seven.



The Jedi Master




You are so predictable.

My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9ee

Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
#4307832 - 10/31/16 08:21 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307835 - 10/31/16 08:27 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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"Psycho murders dumb teenagers" (Ok, that's just "entertainment") biggrin

"Strange kids demand candy"

"Year end performance review"

"The car doesn't start"

"Cardinals attempt playing football"

"Firemen park out front"

"No whisky in cupboard"

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#4307862 - 10/31/16 10:25 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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There is a knock on the door."

-shortest sf/mystery story from many many years ago.

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#4307865 - 10/31/16 10:31 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: Eugene]  
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For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.

Six word story attributed to Ernest Hemingway:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

My 'Waiting for Clod' thread: http://tinyurl.com/bqxc9ee

Always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
Elie Wiesel. Romanian born Jewish writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, Holocaust survivor. 1928 - 2016.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. C.S. Lewis, 1898 - 1963.
#4307873 - 10/31/16 11:00 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307882 - 10/31/16 11:29 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307934 - 11/01/16 03:43 AM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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From another thread:

"Another movie franchise rebooted"

"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
#4307949 - 11/01/16 06:04 AM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Run faster, he's closing!

Brakes? Car repair tomorrow.

Flying car, lake approaching.

No fuel, low altitude.

Every man for himself.

Pull pin, throw grenade.

No ammo - fix bayonets.

Shush. You'll be fine.

I bet you're tight.

Don't worry. It'll hold.

Reorganization. For synergy effects.

We changed the UI.
#4308068 - 11/01/16 04:23 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4308075 - 11/01/16 04:50 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: Laniakea_aka_Jeff]  
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Originally Posted By: Laniakea_aka_Jeff
Re-elect Hillary in 2020


cuss

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#4308081 - 11/01/16 04:59 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Move to PWEC, inevitable?

"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
#4308087 - 11/01/16 05:13 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Looks like it. lol

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4308090 - 11/01/16 05:20 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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For that???

Somebody need to run to their safe space. rolleyes

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#4308095 - 11/01/16 05:31 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Someone usually does, here

"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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