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#4307540 - 10/30/16 05:20 PM Four word horror stories.  
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We're out of milk.

Someone's at the door.


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#4307543 - 10/30/16 05:35 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307544 - 10/30/16 05:40 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: JimK]  
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May hurt a bit



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#4307545 - 10/30/16 05:40 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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We've outgrown this car.

I fly out tomorrow.

I don't care anymore.

Mom is never leaving.



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4307548 - 10/30/16 05:47 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307549 - 10/30/16 05:50 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307553 - 10/30/16 06:31 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Oh no! No tissue!

#4307555 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307556 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Bend over and relax.


"For I know the plans that I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Matthew 5:11

Indeed we call blessed those who have persevered. You have heard of the perseverance of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, because “the Lord is compassionate and merciful. James 5:11
#4307557 - 10/30/16 06:37 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Who packed my parachute?

Bacon has been outlawed.

I swallowed my tooth.

The sky is falling.

#4307560 - 10/30/16 06:56 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307564 - 10/30/16 07:01 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Something's slurping, something's burping

Look, We're being flanked
Captain here, we'll crash.
Hello, call me Zodiac.
Zombies many, ammo low
Seconds to live, man.
Dan, WHAT IS THIS!?!

#4307567 - 10/30/16 07:28 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Just push the button.

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#4307574 - 10/30/16 07:58 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307580 - 10/30/16 08:35 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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"For I know the plans that I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Matthew 5:11

Indeed we call blessed those who have persevered. You have heard of the perseverance of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, because “the Lord is compassionate and merciful. James 5:11
#4307583 - 10/30/16 08:43 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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We'll run more tests.

The results are inconclusive.

Free thirty day trial.

Can I drive, Dad ?


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#4307586 - 10/30/16 08:51 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Time ended, I survived

We are not human

Inhale water fall asleep


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#4307587 - 10/30/16 09:36 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Vienna, 2nd rock left.
Darling, I am pregnant.

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#4307590 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307591 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Cut the red wire.

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