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#4307540 - 10/30/16 05:20 PM Four word horror stories.  
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Rail Replacement Bus Service.

Tell us about yourself.

We're out of milk.

Someone's at the door.


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#4307543 - 10/30/16 05:35 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Silence the Fire Alarm.

Stuck in the Elevator.

Time to go Mow.


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#4307544 - 10/30/16 05:40 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: JimK]  
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May hurt a bit


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#4307545 - 10/30/16 05:40 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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The Bayou
We've outgrown this car.

I fly out tomorrow.

I don't care anymore.

Mom is never leaving.



The rusty wire that holds the cork that keeps the anger in
Gives way and suddenly it’s day again
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done
Two suns in the sunset, hmph
Could be the human race is run
#4307548 - 10/30/16 05:47 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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The test was positive.


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#4307549 - 10/30/16 05:50 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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#4307553 - 10/30/16 06:31 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Oh no! No tissue!

#4307555 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Ex-wife in town.

#4307556 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Bend over and relax.


"For I know the plans that I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Matthew 5:11

Indeed we call blessed those who have persevered. You have heard of the perseverance of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, because “the Lord is compassionate and merciful. James 5:11
#4307557 - 10/30/16 06:37 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Who packed my parachute?

Bacon has been outlawed.

I swallowed my tooth.

The sky is falling.


John 10:1-30
Romans 10:1-13

#4307560 - 10/30/16 06:56 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Cute Bob, real cute.
See anything you like?


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#4307564 - 10/30/16 07:01 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Something's slurping, something's burping

Look, We're being flanked
Captain here, we'll crash.
Hello, call me Zodiac.
Zombies many, ammo low
Seconds to live, man.
Dan, WHAT IS THIS!?!

#4307567 - 10/30/16 07:28 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Just push the button.

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#4307574 - 10/30/16 07:58 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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What is licking me?

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#4307580 - 10/30/16 08:35 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Here hold my beer.


"For I know the plans that I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans for welfare and not for calamity to give you a future and a hope." Jeremiah 29:11

Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me. Matthew 5:11

Indeed we call blessed those who have persevered. You have heard of the perseverance of Job, and you have seen the purpose of the Lord, because “the Lord is compassionate and merciful. James 5:11
#4307583 - 10/30/16 08:43 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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We'll run more tests.

The results are inconclusive.

Free thirty day trial.

Can I drive, Dad ?

#4307586 - 10/30/16 08:51 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Time ended, I survived

We are not human

Inhale water fall asleep


Robots are stealing my luggage.
#4307587 - 10/30/16 09:36 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Lifer
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Vienna, 2nd rock left.
Darling, I am pregnant.

And it's not yours.

#4307590 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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It wasn't a fart.


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#4307591 - 10/30/16 09:41 PM Re: Four word horror stories. [Re: RedToo]  
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Cheque's in the post.

Cut the red wire.

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