#4291989 - 08/31/16 12:19 AM
Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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...Ill definitely help you out Julian A <ajulaina1@gmail.com> Aug 30 at 3:00 PM Can you assist me in distributing the sum of 1 million pounds to any charity organization around you, I will offer you 20% of this money for your service and expenses in helping me reach out to the poor,orphans,and old people around the world, kindly give me your reply soon so that I can send you more details. Pls take note that I am very sick with cancer of the lungs, and this money will be meaningless to me if I abandon it at the bank, that is my reason for contacting you.My name is Mrs Julian abdulhaq from London UK.And... *VIAGRA&CIALIS <gbiiaqnc@outlook.com> To tank2108@ymail.com Aug 29 at 2:47 PM ** Our Bestsellers! **
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Payment: VISA,MasterCardThey trying to tell me something??? and who the feck is the tank2108@ymail.com that it was sent to? It aint me. Hes not in my contacts, but I do have a ymail account. Ah well, I know where to go if I need em
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#4291994 - 08/31/16 12:33 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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Now, this lady sounds nice, I might just help her out, shes ahd a really hard time. Poor thing. Melissa Franoise <ASDXpro.@tempo.ocn.ne.jp> To Aug 27 at 12:39 AM Dear Elect.
It might surprise you to receive this message today from me as we have not met for the first time,I believe that everything starts one day, that is why I summoned courage to contact you today, please kindly read my message patiently and reply back if my story touches your heart,My name is Melissa Franois,I am the only surviving Daughter of my late parents Mr and Mrs Ezekial Usman Franois. My father was a politician and a highly reputable business man,my parents and my two siblings were killed by Islamist militants group called (Boko Haram) during their most deadliest attack in Baga town in Borno State Northern Nigeria.
View the link bellow about the Brutal attack that leads to the death of my family: https://www.naij.com/359102-dead-bodies-litter-baga-after-boko-haram-attack.html
Before the incident, he told me that he has the sum of (USD$15,700,000.00)left in his fixed deposit account in one of the leading bank in this Country, He further told me that he deposited the money in my name and I have confirmed it from the bank,he also gave me all the necessary legal documents to this fund with the bank. I am 21 years girl and really don't know what to do.
Now I want an account overseas where I can move this funds and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convenience for me to return back home if I so desire because there is no peace in my Country Nigeria as I am talking to you now. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis and terrorist attacks in this Country. The death of my family actually brought sorrow and disappointment to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:
1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3.Are you a God fearing Person? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immediately I confirm your willingness, I will give you more details about this matter. Here is my email ( melissalovef02@gmail.com)
Kind Regards, Melissa Franoise1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?Yes, my love, and from all of my other organs too. 2. Can I completely trust you?Yes, my love, about as far as I can throw TheRealPlatty, and hes 200 lbs of muscle and Im 120 lbs of smoke, mirrors, and crack cocaine. 3.Are you a God fearing Person?Is the Pope a Catholic bear in the woods? *sigh* I think Im falling for this poor girl.
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#4291997 - 08/31/16 12:39 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
[Re: Stewie]
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Ok, right, she had me until I read this... I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convenience for me to return back hom ITS NOT "TILL" GRRRRRRR ITS "TIL". A contraction of the word "UNtil" with an apostrophe to signify the missing letters! Grrr, again. Nope, I cant see us having a future together if she cant "Grammar". Shame, that.
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#4292007 - 08/31/16 01:25 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
[Re: Stewie]
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Ah but have you ever gotten an email from a Barrister?
I did, just recently:
Dear
Do permit me to introduce myself briefly; I am Barrister TONY EZE of ,NIGERIA . Actually, I got your contact information through the AFRICAN FR public records while searching for a last name similar to my late client a business magnate by name Mr.SAM BROWN LASTNAME Ard who died along with his family in a car accident on the 1st June, 2005 in Nigeria.
Unfortunately they All lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several enquirers to locate any of my late client's extended relatives, this has proved unsuccessful. Do not be amazed by this letter. I am contacting you based on trust and confidentiality that will be attached to this transaction.
Prior to my explaining further, I must first make an apology for this unsolicited mail to you. I am conscious that this is certainly not a predictable way of approach to foster a relationship of trust but because of the circumstances and urgency surrounding this claim I decided to reach you via this media to join me to put claims on this vault before it is seized or confiscated by the authorities. Before the catastrophe; He deposited Consignment/Vault containing the sum of US$30,000,000:00 (THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS) with a Finance Safe Keeping company here in Nigeria and he did not disclose the exact content of deposited diplomatic box to the treasure house as cash but Personal valuables for security and personal reasons.
As the attorney to late Mr. SAM BROWN LASTNAME, the Finance Safe Keeping Company has mandated me to present a member of his family (heir/inheritor) to make Claims or the vault will be confiscated and taken to the Bureau of Diplomatic Security as unclaimed, I was given an ultimatum to look for some relative to come for the claim or have the Vault liquidated and made unserviceable in accordance with existing laws.
After preliminary efforts of search for a direct family member which came to no avail, I decided to contact you, my suggestion to you is that I will like to present you as the beneficiary to this vault, I know you may not be anyway related to my late client but having a common surname with him is a possibility that the vault will be released to you. I can guarantee that if you are willing and interested I will put in place all necessary modality in accordance with the Law to legally present you as the true Next of Kin and true beneficiary.
This transaction is 100% risk free as I have worked out all modalities to complete the operation effectively. Once the diplomatic consignment is released to you, we shall divide the fund with the sharing ratio of 50/50% for both of each us as our benefits, kindly indicate your interest to this letter either via any of the stated email: barrtonze@gmail.com for further clarification. Endeavour to get back to me whether or not you are willing to collaborate with me or not So that I can further my search for another partner.
I wait for your quick response. Kindest Regards Barrister TONY EZE CONTACT EMAIL: barrtonze@gmail.com
"In the vast library of socialist books, there’s not a single volume on how to create wealth, only how to take and “redistribute” it.” - David Horowitz
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#4292009 - 08/31/16 01:31 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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Have not looked in spam folder lately. I am sure there many off these. What will happen to these likely business ventures when the EMP hits. Snail mail is will quickly consume their resources.
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#4292015 - 08/31/16 02:00 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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F4UDash4, nope, never hadf one from a proper Barrister before. Im jealous. But look, I win, because I had a chance of sex (with a woman) until she spelled "til" wrong. What was she thinking! Come on Jim, hit us with a good one.
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#4292033 - 08/31/16 03:33 AM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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Well Stewie, took a quick look and decided it was time once again to empty the trash. Sure get a lot of those male enhancement emails. Plus those single girls looking for love. Not this dumpy 54 year old guy, married for 22 years. Trash is out. Sorry. Was supervised. LOL.
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#4292128 - 08/31/16 01:07 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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I checked mine. They're all just stupid variations of the same stupid scam. None of it is amusing, just sad.
The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#4292160 - 08/31/16 02:27 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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You guys do realize that a LOT of those mails are just carriers for all sorts of nasty bugs that you unleash just by opening them...right??
Censored
Look for me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook or Tic Toc...or anywhere you may frequent, besides SimHq, on the Global Scam Net. Aka, the internet. I am not there, never have been or ever will be, but the fruitless search may be more gratifying then the "content" you might otherwise be exposed to.
"There's a sucker born every minute." Phineas Taylor Barnum
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#4292217 - 08/31/16 05:50 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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Sir Nixer, Records at the United Nations FBI say that you have been sent many virus and black codes by opening mails from suspicious persons wanting money. The UN FBI can take black codes from you free of deposits by the modalities of computers in NEW YORK CITY UNITED NATIONS HEADQUARTERS. We only need to confirm your id in order to complete the removal of the many dangerous virus that are in your computer. Please email back any form of id along with full Christian name: Bank name, account number, and routing number. If you are without bank accounts, you may confirm by sending a small amount of money via Western Union to the following: [redacted] All monies will be returned to you the next day via Western Union networks. We are sorry international hackmen have targeted you and want to help protect you. You must respond quickly before much damage is done to your device machine. Yuri Guyman UNITED NATIONS FBI
I should write copy for these guys.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4292221 - 08/31/16 06:01 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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I love these guys: http://www.419eater.com/Not only do they waste the scammer's time so they won't be scamming someone else, they also have shut down ghost banks and scammer accounts.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4292225 - 08/31/16 06:18 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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As I have warned before, these are scams. I responded to one once. After exchanging some information I sent them the money they requested for processing the return that they guaranteed. The check was cashed in 8 days from my mailing date. I waited a month to hear from them.
Well, they cheated me.
They promised that I would get $2.5 Million. That didn't happen.
After two months, they only sent me $1.8 Million. They scammed me. I have tried to contact them many times about the $800,000 that they owe me according to their promise, but they have not responded. After a month my emails came back as undeliverable.
So I only got $1.8 Million out of the promised $2.5 Million. I got cheated.
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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#4292229 - 08/31/16 06:33 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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On the upside, though, you're now an officially recognized Nigerian Prince.
Figure the 800K as an admission fee to becoming royalty.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4292333 - 08/31/16 10:55 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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You people need to stop watching Internet p0rn Or start watching better pr0n! Hi, I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of a deceased client with similar last name as yours with an investment placed under our banks management 6 years ago. I want you to act as the next of kin to the deposit since you have the same last name as his. Get back to me if interested for details if not, disregard this e-mail. Regards, Elizabeth Irungu Sent from my iPhone "Sent from my iPhone" is the best part!
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.” -Robert Heinlein
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#4292527 - 09/01/16 01:43 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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So that's where my blood sucking Ex-Wife has retired.
Thanks for the head's up Stewie
BTW...Give her all the details required. Won't make me feel like the only idiot in the world.
Also.... Give her my love
One Flash.......and ur Ash!!
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#4292957 - 09/02/16 01:09 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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So that's where my blood sucking Ex-Wife has retired.
Thanks for the head's up Stewie
BTW...Give her all the details required. Won't make me feel like the only idiot in the world.
Also.... Give her my love
Already done, on ALL counts
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#4292960 - 09/02/16 01:17 PM
Re: Well, if its for the poor, orphans, and homeless....
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You guys do realize that a LOT of those mails are just carriers for all sorts of nasty bugs that you unleash just by opening them...right?? Oh yes. Its fun reading em though. They all have some sort of clicky clicky button within the email. I would imagine that that would be the start of bigger things. I dont think that just reading them is going to initiate a virus or whatever. DOnt you have to clicky something to set whatever it is going? I suppose that just replying will let em know they have a live one"? But Im not that well educated in this particular sphere. Anyone else?
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CD WOFF
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