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#4289336 - 08/22/16 11:24 AM Worst accents in films  
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What are some of the absolutely most unrealistic and poorly done accents you've ever seen in a movie? There are three that immediately came to my mind,


1. Kevin Costner's "Bostonian accent" in the otherwise great film "13 Days".


2. Harrison Ford's "Russian accent" in "K-19 Widowmaker".


3. Kevin Costner's "English accent" in "Robin Hood Prince of Thieves".


**mic drop** biggrin


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#4289346 - 08/22/16 11:46 AM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Don Cheadle's "English" accent in the Ocean's films. Very few non-Brits seem to be able to do an English accent, although I guess it doesn't help there are so many different accents in such a small area.


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Not a film, but this is truly unbeatable...



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#4289350 - 08/22/16 11:57 AM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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I don't watch Castle but that scene was great!!


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#4289353 - 08/22/16 12:07 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Dan Akroyds Southern accent in Driving Miss Daisy.


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#4289358 - 08/22/16 12:49 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Not a movie, and technically not an accent, but Kiefer Sutherland in 24 (Season 8) trying - and horribly failing - to speak German. Ripped the immersion right out of that episode.

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#4289368 - 08/22/16 01:35 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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#4289372 - 08/22/16 01:39 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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I love Ewan McGregor's work but his American accent in "Blackhawk Down" was not convincing at all. His "Scottishness" slipped out many times. smile


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Originally Posted By: oldgrognard
Dan Akroyds Southern accent in Driving Miss Daisy.


Add also his exaggerated Chicago accent in Blues Brothers 2000.

Curiously, in the original he did it quite naturally.

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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
What are some of the absolutely most unrealistic and poorly done accents you've ever seen in a movie? There are three that immediately came to my mind,



3. Kevin Costner's "English accent" in "Robin Hood Prince of Thieves".


**mic drop** biggrin




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#4289454 - 08/22/16 04:35 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: oldgrognard]  
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Originally Posted By: oldgrognard
Dan Akroyds Southern accent in Driving Miss Daisy.


Almost no one does a southern accent well. Except for Andrew Lincoln in Walking Dead, which is amazing considering how he speaks naturally. Same language but completely different. LOL
Most make me cringe a bit. I have no doubt New Yorkers feel the same way hearing people attempt theirs too. I hear the Fargo accents were WAY over the top too.

The best use of bad accents has to be the Col. Angus skit from SNL though. LOL



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#4289537 - 08/22/16 08:12 PM Re: Worst accents in films [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Wow, none of them are on SNL anymore.



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I thought the captain/"surgeon" of the Acheron in "Master and Commander" had a pretty horrible French accent, which he probably got from "The Holy Grail."


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Originally Posted By: Brun
Not a film, but this is truly unbeatable...



Video is appearing ok here at work now, but here's link in case anyone's still having issues.

That is truly the worst, the WORST, attempt at a Geordie accent, or ANY accent, I have EVER heard in my life.
All the other recommendations fall by the wayside by a long way compared to that.
*shudder*


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The "Southern" FBI woman from Boondock Saints 2 - and the acting was bad too

Sean Connery's Russian accent in The Hunt for the Red October

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Originally Posted By: VF9_Longbow
The "Southern" FBI woman from Boondock Saints 2 - and the acting was bad too

Sean Connery's Russian accent in The Hunt for the Red October

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