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#4280777 - 07/21/16 11:58 PM Gotta love a trier...  
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Ms. Heidi Mendoza <h0523@usa.com>
Jul 18 at 10:04 PM
Attn: Beneficiary

My name is Ms. Heidi Mendoza, Head Of United Nations Under-Secretary- General For Internal Oversight Services. You will get more information about me here.

Meanwhile, I wish to inform you were among the scam victims listed to be released their overdue funds by the UNITED NATIONS in conjunction with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) after the last encounter we held concerning your funds. As directed by UN secretary General Ban Ki-Moon in collaborations with the IRS, I wish to state categorically that a transfer of $10,500,000.00 will be made to your bank account as almost 99% cost associated with the transfer of your funds has been prepaid by the U.S. Government. The only fee you will pay is the cost of processing a "Fund Clearance Certificate" by the paying bank. The "Fund Clearance Certificate" is required in accordance with the U.S. Monetary Transfer or deposit Policy and it is the only fee you will have to pay before your funds can be transferred to your account. After you have paid for the above mentioned certificate, the paying bank will process it and send a copy of it to you for your perusal.

Note once again that your overdue payment will be credited into your account you will furnish with the Bank without any delay as approved by United Nations, International Monetary Fund, World Bank, and United States Government.

However, this is to inform you that we have been mandated by the United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC) department through the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) of the United States Department of the Treasury to release your overdue funds directly from the United Nations Compensation Fund Account via Telegraphic Transfer into your designated bank account. Note that the above sum is the payment of compensation awarded to you for losses and trauma resulting directly from scam committed against you in line with the Resolution 1483 (2012) adopted by the United Nations Security Council Headquarters in New York following series of complaints by the victims of scam.

NOTE: I have received numerous e-mails saying that I went to Nigeria concerning your funds. Please ignore such e-mail because I did not travel to Nigeria for such objective. I am here in the United States of America. Nigeria is No.1 fraudulent country and almost 50% Nigerians are impostors. They values impersonation immensely. Right from this moment, I will advise you to stop all further conversation with whomever you might be in contact with, promising to transfer your money to you, either through Lottery Winnings, Act as a Next of Kin, investment plan, dating from any social websites or any other related issue that involves transferring money as they are all nothing but fake.

Urgently respond with your full name, full address and direct phone number so that I will furnish you with the contact information of the paying bank. Remember, they will instruct you on how to send the money to them as soon as you contact them.

Yours Sincerely,

Ms. Heidi Mendoza

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#4280784 - 07/22/16 12:42 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Originally Posted By: Stewie
Ms. Heidi Mendoza <h0523@usa.com>

Nigeria is No.1 fraudulent country and almost 50% Nigerians are impostors. They values impersonation immensely.

Yours Sincerely,

Ms. Heidi Mendoza


I see Heidi has the gift of understatement. Nice e-mail addie also.


Oh and FWIW.......

usa.com for a laugh

I wonder if she's friends with Heidi DeSalami???


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#4280785 - 07/22/16 12:42 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Man, it's gotta be fer real with all those paragraphs!

#4280788 - 07/22/16 12:54 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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IKR? LOL
"Nigeria is No.1 fraudulent country and almost 50% Nigerians are impostors."

So who the f*** are they, then?


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#4280789 - 07/22/16 12:57 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Heidi Mendoza is for real, at least: UN website. She seems to have made a career fighting fraud and corruption - the scammers evidently have a sense of humour.

#4280790 - 07/22/16 01:00 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Sooooo, this could be real, then? biggrin
Ms Mendoza looks like a bit of a babe too. Well, she does if youre 59, like me biggrin

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#4280791 - 07/22/16 01:18 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Well that link on Heidi says it all. On the right hand side of the page...

IED sets new record of the number of reports presented to the CPC

Hope they get a trophy.

Was kinda hopin the Un would appoint a Nigerian as fraud inspector, in the interests of diversity of course.


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#4280792 - 07/22/16 01:19 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Nixer]  
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Originally Posted By: Nixer

Was kinda hopin the Un would appoint a Nigerian as fraud inspector, in the interests of diversity of course.

LOL, love it biggrin


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#4280793 - 07/22/16 01:32 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Originally Posted By: Stewie
IKR? LOL
"Nigeria is No.1 fraudulent country and almost 50% Nigerians are impostors."

So who the f*** are they, then?


The other 50%. In reality, only half of the people in Nigeria actually exist. The other half are just the invisible friends of the first half.


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#4280823 - 07/22/16 07:04 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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hehehehehehheheh good one


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#4280826 - 07/22/16 08:30 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Originally Posted By: Stewie
IKR? LOL
"Nigeria is No.1 fraudulent country and almost 50% Nigerians are impostors."

So who the f*** are they, then?


French?


Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about.
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#4280837 - 07/22/16 10:00 AM Re: Gotta love a trier... [Re: Stewie]  
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Nigerien (from Niger).


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At first I thought this thread said "Gotta love Trier".


Well yes, Trier is a fascinating city! Established originally by the Romans and it's the oldest city in modern day Germany too.


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