#4244946 - 03/31/16 11:13 AM
Revenge farting reported to the police
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http://60abc.com/man-reported-to-police-for-revenge-fart-after-woman-refused-to-have-sex/A Man Was Reported to Police for Farting
A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.
She reported the incident to the local police saying that his revenge fart disturbed her peace of mind.
The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship. According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.
It smelled very bad in my flat, the woman said in her police report. No s*%t?
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#4244968 - 03/31/16 01:04 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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Ltfransky
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No s*%t? I see what you did there.
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#4245177 - 03/31/16 10:50 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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Dick Dastardly
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Will he be sent to the gas chamber?
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#4245211 - 04/01/16 12:25 AM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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Dart
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EPIC.
I would ask for a copy of the complaint from the police.
Think about it - validation from the government that one can make Weapons Grade Farts. They would have to make an extra spot on one's Man Card for the endorsement.
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#4245323 - 04/01/16 12:00 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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Warbirds
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Life is a gas but I do smell something funny about this report.
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#4245402 - 04/01/16 03:32 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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Dart
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PanzerMeyer wins the Internet with that reference.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4245559 - 04/01/16 09:54 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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marko1231123
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If they ever make it illegal to fart in public. LoL So what's next fart detectors in lifts. Plus how are the cops supposed to gather evidence, then there's always reasonable doubt. I have a letter from my doctor to prove I have a medical condition Beans will have to be banned. LoL https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R6dm9rN6oTs
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#4245586 - 04/01/16 10:50 PM
Re: Revenge farting reported to the police
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I once farted while in a heated discussion with my wife whilst in bed. I pulled the duvet covers over her head and made a run for it . My wife has a good sense of humour.so I got away with only mild bruising. LoL I believe the kids call that a "Dutch Oven". Better keep doing it while its still legal.
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Exodus
by RedOneAlpha. 04/18/24 05:46 PM
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