Did you ever look at your e-mail and ask yourself, "Who the f*ck ordered THAT with MY debit card?" Was the answer ever . . . "Oh, ME?"

I was just wondering if I am the only bloke who has ever done this. I have done it a few times, but fortunately it was never anything I didn't like. Most recently I ordered a BluRay of a recent Swan Lake performance by the Bolshoi Ballet, so I don't mind at all.

Nope, Never. My son does not even need to be drunk though. Always finding Amazon packages in the mail.
More knives or airsoft guns.

I have recently found myself fighting the urge to buy more pocket knives. Can't drink because of the pain medications I take due to multiple surgeries, so maybe it is the pills. We had a major problem with my Mom and the QVC channel her last few years. Buzzed shopping is kinda fun thugh.

Not drunk, but an ambien experience.
One day a box full of red clown noses showed up. Use them as stocking stuffers for kids at Christmas, so no harm done. A little weird though!

Can't say that I have, at least not online. I drink very rarely these days, so little that earlier today I poured at least $100 or more worth of beer down the drain due to me still buying beer like I drink it, but never actually drinking it.

Only thing I really bought while being totally plastered was a Domino's pizza one time at the race in Charlotte. That crap was $20, as drunk as I was I still didn't feel good about paying that much for it, but I certainly never would have paid that much for a Domino's pizza sober that's for damn sure.

Yes, booze online. It's a vicious circle.

I only do that with Steam.

I must have a dozen of games that I do not remember buying. Sometimes I see something on a sale I like and when i get to the store page it says I already own it, and I am like , WTF?...when did I buy that?

I think this should be another alcoholism warning sign.

Just glad I am to old for getting drunk anymore. I just fall asleep if I drink to much.
Never worry about what I have done when the wife is hitting me, Are you going to go bed or
what.

Does tipping chat girls count?

I agree with Linbacker, at least in my case.

I buy a lot of DLC songs on Steam for Rocksmith so I can play guitar. Of course with booze my playing really sucks until the next day when I discover the songs again...lol.

I currently have a case of Utz potato chips coming in the mail. They had a sale with no sales tax and they sounded really good this past weekend after a "few". We don't have Utz chips here...but their Yuengliing Hot Wings potato chips are incredible!

A penis enlarger which my mother found and revealed to all family members at Thanksgiving dinner.I was very young and so the blame instantly went to my older brother who was so shocked at this newest accusation that he took to the charge perfectly just by behaving extremely guilty!I did not tell him for years it was me.

I hope Letterboy doesn't mind me sharing this but let's just say that playing flight sims with him online is a fricking hilarious experience. I remember one night we were playing LOMAC online and I noticed that Letterboy's plane crashed even though there were no nearby bogies. I kept saying "Hello?" "Hello" "Are you there?" over comms but got no reply. It was only a couple of days later that I found out Letterboy had fallen asleep while flying.

Of course I don't mind. That experience also prompted me to decide that I would not ruin other people's gaming with my drinking. You, Jedi, and the other folks were playing with tactics and communication so I dropped out quietly as opposed to messing up the games.

What?! Those are the best game nights! Gaming with friends should be akin to meeting at the bar for a few IMO. Blowing up bad guys instead of pool and darts of course.

As opposed to the "mean" or "fun" stereotypes, lb is an "embarrassed" drunk.



The Jedi Master

I feel a bit disappointed that I never had any online gaming sessions with female players. Oh well...

Years ago, before the Internet I bought a Pizza on my way home from the pub. I put it under my arm in the box and staggered home. When I got it out it was just a base, no topping and a smear of tomato sauce. I was irate, getting ready to go back to the shop and complain when I realised it had all slid off and was deposited on the pavement and my jeans.

Doh.

Funny thread. Last week I had surgery and had to spend 2 nights in the hospital. I had my tablet, and found the self-administered morphine a wonderful "should I buy it" tool. Until the wife texted me in the morning asking why I bought a bunch of stuff for my new wood lathe. I blamed the narcotics!

Nope.
By the time Amazon and other online services were around I was past my binge drinking stage. Malls closing at 9pm were pretty effective at keeping those types of purchases to a minimum.


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