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#4230183 - 02/17/16 01:41 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! ** [Re: Dunolde]  
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Matt Wagner, please reply! In Greek.




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#4230190 - 02/17/16 01:52 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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I know some Greek words. Gyro, filo, baklava, etc.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4230195 - 02/17/16 01:59 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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I know some important Greek words.

Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, omega...




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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#4230422 - 02/18/16 01:09 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM


Robots are stealing my luggage.
#4230424 - 02/18/16 01:11 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner,

We need weapons re-balancing for Mechwarrior Online, PGI is clueless....


JG1 Lipfert - Jagdgeschwader 1 "Fritz Schmenkel" "Oesau" "Richthofen"
#4230430 - 02/18/16 01:29 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Lipfert]  
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Originally Posted By: Lipfert
Matt Wagner,

We need weapons re-balancing for Mechwarrior Online, PGI is clueless....


LOL!



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#4230462 - 02/18/16 05:08 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Clydewinder]  
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Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM


Matt Wagner does not make spelling mistakes. He redefines how words are written.


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#4230469 - 02/18/16 06:36 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dart]  
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Originally Posted By: Dart
Originally Posted By: Clydewinder
Matt Wagner, I noticed a typo in the README.TXT file for Jane's F-15, please contact me via PM


Matt Wagner does not make spelling mistakes. He redefines how words are written.



Really Clyde you should know better. Matt would never make a typo, in fact it was just a new military acronym that the military had him create which you mistakenly take as a typo. Such as i.e.. AUTOSEVOCOM or DSCS ECCM

In fact, Mr. Wagner got so tired of responding to you fanbois he created the abbreviation for a "typographical error" so it would be easier for you to spell. What a kind hearted and generous great man.

#4230472 - 02/18/16 07:06 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner does not have "a" kind heart.

Matt Wagner has an entire collection of kind hearts that he keeps as trophies.


The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.

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#4230515 - 02/18/16 12:03 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner has a heart of stone. **Cue guitar riff**


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4230574 - 02/18/16 02:21 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner,

Years ago you served my father in the Flight Sim Wars. Now he begs you to help him in our struggle against crappy games. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my post has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to our forum has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the flight sim community into the memory systems of this PM. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this PM safely delivered to him on his forum. This is our most desperate hour.

Help me, Matt Wagner, you're my only hope.



The Jedi Master


The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#4230703 - 02/18/16 06:15 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please help get Jedi Master under control? Thanks.

#4230715 - 02/18/16 06:28 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Everyone is posting for Matt
Cause he's got what all the rest lack
Everyone wants to back -- Matt
Matt is on the right track.
'Cause he's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
Two-thousand Sixteen's the year for his high hopes.
Come on and post for Wagner
Post for Wagner
And we'll come out on top!
Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
Oops, there goes the opposition - KERPLOP!
W--A--Single G--N--E--R
Matt's the nation's favorite guy
Everyone wants to back -- Matt
Matt is on the right track.
'Cause he's got high hopes
He's got high hopes
Two-thousand Sixteen's the year for his high hopes.
Come on and post for Wagner
Post for Wagner
Keep America strong.
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' - a -
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' - a -
Wagner, he just keeps rollin' along.

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#4230766 - 02/18/16 08:04 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Matt Wagner,

Years ago you served my father in the Flight Sim Wars. Now he begs you to help him in our struggle against crappy games. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my post has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to our forum has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the flight sim community into the memory systems of this PM. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this PM safely delivered to him on his forum. This is our most desperate hour.

Help me, Matt Wagner, you're my only hope.



The Jedi Master


I saw the hologram of the message you transmitted to Master Matt, but at least you didn't send that other pic.

Click to reveal..

#4231522 - 02/20/16 06:08 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Jedi,

Chain yourself bikini-clad to a giant frog-faced worm and you might get his attention.

#4231525 - 02/20/16 06:15 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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All you guys are mental!


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4231671 - 02/21/16 02:21 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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[hand wave]

This is not the thread you're looking for.

[/hand wave]


The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.

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#4231672 - 02/21/16 02:21 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Smokin_Hole]  
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Originally Posted By: Smokin_Hole
Jedi,

Chain yourself bikini-clad to a giant frog-faced worm and you might get his attention.


So you saw that pic too. That was the other pic I was talking about. Not too surprisenly, there are more pics of Jedi dressed like that. screwy

#4231700 - 02/21/16 03:35 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Falstar]  
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Why only six degrees of freedom Matt?

We all need to be totally free! 355 degrees of freedom for everybody!

I will personally hold five degrees in reserve for all, just in case. yep


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I personally believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Claus and that deficit spending is sustainable forever. We really do need more Admirals in the Navy than ships and that millions of more poor immigrants will jump start the economy.

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#4231734 - 02/21/16 06:45 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Don't listen to Nixer, Matt!

We actually need 7.2 degrees of freedom, what with 120% military power and all that.


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