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#4229185 - 02/14/16 11:47 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! ** [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you please give me super powers? Thanks.

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#4229195 - 02/15/16 12:30 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Wow,Mr Wagner sounds like a nice guy.Does he help everyone that ask for help?

#4229203 - 02/15/16 01:11 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Yes SeaAce. Matt is the Great Green Arkleseisure's earthly representative. Ask of him with true heart and your prayers will be answered a thousandfold.

Sneeze.

"Bless You!"

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#4229206 - 02/15/16 01:28 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Smokin_Hole]  
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Oh...I was looking for Watt Magner...he's not here???


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#4229267 - 02/15/16 07:22 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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We were waiting on his RSVP.

But I don't think he speaks French.


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#4229279 - 02/15/16 09:45 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Can you cure sarcasm, Matt Wagner, if you're not too busy speaking french?

#4229281 - 02/15/16 09:50 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Hey Matt,

There's this hot chick on that online dating platform... she stopped replying. Could you get that sorted for me?

#4229344 - 02/15/16 03:16 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Who is Matt Wagner? Seriously. What does he do?


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#4229348 - 02/15/16 03:25 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Plainsman]  
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Originally Posted By: Plainsman
Who is Matt Wagner? Seriously. What does he do?


https://www.youtube.com/user/wagmatt

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#4229350 - 02/15/16 03:27 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Plainsman,after reading these post and request I believe he is some kind of Genie who grants the wishes for those who are deserving.I just wonder if he lives in a bottle?

Now I'm wondering what you have to do to earn favor with Mr Wagner.Hmmmm.

#4229393 - 02/15/16 04:50 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Wait a minute, just who is Matt Wagner, really?

Matt Wagner, PM me at once!




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#4229700 - 02/16/16 12:32 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Who is John Galt?


Why that's the former name of Matt Wagner of course!


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#4229822 - 02/16/16 04:28 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  

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Matt, a slutty whore of a woman I wanted to forget just messaged me. Here's my brain, please douse it with bleach to make me forget the things I wanted to forget.

Also, even though I've sent a very scathing reply to make sure she never messages me again, could you please nuke her from orbit just to make sure?

#4229831 - 02/16/16 05:09 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner can purify through fire using only his mind.

Or so I heard.

Please RSVP me via PM to confirm.


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#4229869 - 02/16/16 06:37 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! Can you help me become a better poker player? Thanks.

#4229885 - 02/16/16 06:58 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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He's Matt Wagner, not God!



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#4229956 - 02/16/16 09:33 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner is here right now mind mending with those capable of communicating at the higher level of consciousness needed to converse with him.Fortunately for those unable to speak to Matt Wagner on his level,I'm here to do so for you.Just let me know what your wishes are and I'm sure that once they are relayed to Matt they will be granted post haste if not sooner.

Of course a small fee is required for this act of kindness I intend to perform for all you mere mortals.Still just being able to speak to Matt Wagner thru me should more than justify the wee charge.

Unfortunately,it's very tiring maintaining this link with Matt so it's first come first served so who will be first?Anyone?anyone?

#4229987 - 02/16/16 10:57 PM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Well, I got an email saying that as Matt Wagner's very distant relative I am entitled to ONE HUNDRED FORTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS in a Nigerian oil company account.

Therefore, I do not require your assistance.


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#4230038 - 02/17/16 02:14 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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I just did the calculations...

Matt Wagner can consume one pint of vodka (16 1 oz. shots) and only have to wait 2.8 hrs. before can he drive to Chuck Norris' house and kick his ass!

#4230044 - 02/17/16 02:24 AM Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!! [Re: Dunolde]  
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Matt Wagner, what does this blue light do? Please RSVP immediately. In French.


Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?
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