"It takes forever +/- 2 weeks for the A-10 to get anywhere significant..." Ice
"Ha! If it gets him on the deck its a start!" MigBuster
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"It takes forever +/- 2 weeks for the A-10 to get anywhere significant..." Ice
"Ha! If it gets him on the deck its a start!" MigBuster
"What people like and what critics praise are rarely the same thing. 'Critic' is just another one of those unnecessary, overpaid, parasitic jobs that the human race has churned out so that clever slackers won't have to actually get a real job and possibly soil their hands." Sauron
I would say some are real There are a lot of bunny boilers out there. the little I know about the opposite sex is don't ignore them if you do you will pay.
Uuuhm... So the 3rd one, provided it's true at all: If the roles had been reversed, if it'd been a man who'd sneaked up behind his girlfriend and smashed her belongings with a golf club just inches away from her face because she hadn't had sex with him, yeah... That'd have been some reactions from all over the web, and hardly in his favour.
I suppose with that many of them, it's probably a mix of completely fake ones (e.g. the first one. Picking up a film camera when he sees it doesn't really seem even a little credible given the situation), whiny girlfriends (OMG, I don't even... He doesn't pay me constant attention, he's like addicted) and maybe one or two legit ones. Can't point out any of the latter, that film's just so awful I couldn't watch it to the end. It's a bit of a #%&*$# thing to do even in that case though, everyone would be better off if you just gave it away to charity instead of destroying it.
You see, I don't really get a kick out of video games...Once you fast rope onto the roof of a building and run through shooting UTM rounds (and shooting a few females with burkas who are holding children hostages (That's my story and I'm sticking to it) you just don't get the same kick from COD.
That said, real vagina is soooo much more enjoyable than any video game (or porn for that matter).
Some of these ladies should just call me. I won't have a midlife crisis, I'm fit, the unit named my rifle "Hung", and I don't think romance is cheesy.
Side note: I'm smart as hell and have a job...low paying, but it comes with insurance.
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You see, I don't really get a kick out of video games...Once you fast rope onto the roof of a building and run through shooting UTM rounds (and shooting a few females with burkas who are holding children hostages (That's my story and I'm sticking to it) you just don't get the same kick from COD.
That said, real vagina is soooo much more enjoyable than any video game (or porn for that matter).
Some of these ladies should just call me. I won't have a midlife crisis, I'm fit, the unit named my rifle "Hung", and I don't think romance is cheesy.
Side note: I'm smart as hell and have a job...low paying, but it comes with insurance.
Yes but for every vagina there is someone who is tired of it's #%&*$# and just wants to chill with a video game for a bit.
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Originally Posted By: Master
Yes but for every vagina there is someone who is tired of it's #%&*$# and just wants to chill with a video game for a bit.
Exactly.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
There's a lot of fish in the sea, and drama doesn't come with all of them.
I did deal with it in a few cases, and I'm glad I found someone without it.
That said, if you're playing a game with her and insist on beating her time and again without once letting her win, it's obvious you're more interested in the competition than the copulation. Which is pretty lame, because no one high-fives you when you tell people you trounced your gf/wife in CoD.
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Intentionally winning against someone not skilled and thinking you're competitive means you're an idiot (hypothetical "you"). I could beat a 3rd grader at football but if I get a winner's high off of that and think I'm a badass I'm just a jackass
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