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#4113760 - 04/30/15 01:49 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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Who is your favorite Khan?
Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis? No one ever mentions Mngke Khan! Apparently, invading India and Korea and conquering South China, Vietnam, Tibet and the whole Middle East is not good enough for you guys!  BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. Khan (Noonien Singh) was also not a Khan, even though his name was (will be?) Khan. Former FC Bayern and German National Team goalkeeper Oliver Kahn was not a Khan, either - but probably one of his distant ancestors was a Khan (hence the name) - but a "Titan" (which is his unofficial, and unfortunately self-appointed, nickname).  Also, why did Khan (Noonien Singh) look like Ricardo Montalban for most of his life, only to suddenly bear an uncanny resemblance to Benedict Cumberbatch? Another fun fact: did you know that Genghis Khan looked a lot like John Wayne? Matt Wagner, please clarify! 
Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?
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#4113768 - 04/30/15 01:57 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. Khan (Noonien Singh) was also not a Khan, even though his name was (will be?) Khan. Also, why did Khan (Noonien Singh) look like Ricardo Montalban for most of his life, only to suddenly bear an uncanny resemblance to Benedict Cumberbatch? Another fun fact: did you know that Genghis Khan looked a lot like John Wayne? Matt Wagner, please clarify! Khan Singh left Earth almost 10 years ago, during the hype of the Clinton/Dole presidential race. We didn't notice. As for why he looks like a tall pale Brit instead of Indian, the answer to that lies in Star Wars, not Star Trek. *waves hand* Cumberbatch looks Indian. You can go about your business. Move along. Matt Wagner has been tested for and found not to be strong in the Force. The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#4113779 - 04/30/15 02:12 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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I know there's a dance called the Khan-Khan. It's performed in Paris and is Matt Wagner's favorite dance. Especially if he's allowed to dance along.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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#4113793 - 04/30/15 02:30 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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The least valuable is the Tin Khan. It can be used for communication with string.
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#4113798 - 04/30/15 02:36 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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Bob the Mongol was asked if they could build an empire.
His response? "Yes we khan!"
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4113801 - 04/30/15 02:37 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. And why were German soldiers during WWI referred to as "Huns"? Germans are not descendants of the Hunnic Empire.
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#4113807 - 04/30/15 02:47 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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Obviously it was meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#4113813 - 04/30/15 02:54 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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My favorite is Kahnolli's.
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I am not there, never have been or ever will be, but the fruitless search may be more gratifying then the "content" you might otherwise be exposed to.
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#4113823 - 04/30/15 03:09 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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BTW, Attila was a Hun, not a Mongol, and therefore not a Khan. And why were German soldiers during WWI referred to as "Huns"? Because Emperor Billy, the second of his name, decided it was an incredibly smart idea to tell the following to German troops ready to be shipped to China to help quell the Boxer rebellion: "Just as a thousand years ago the Huns under their King Attila made a name for themselves, one that even today makes them seem mighty in history and legend, may the name German be affirmed by you in such a way in China that no Chinese will ever again dare to look cross-eyed at a German" Just ask Matt Wagner if you don't believe me.
Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed Witcher... I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?
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#4113838 - 04/30/15 03:45 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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Who is your favorite Khan?
Attila?
Kublai?
Genghis? Shere Khan (Why the hell do I remember a fictitious cartoon tiger from a Disney movie that I haven't seen in 50 years?) EDIT: How many boards could a Mongol hoard if a Mongol horde got bored?
Last edited by knightgames; 04/30/15 03:47 PM.
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#4113925 - 04/30/15 05:54 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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$18.99 for a pound of underwater bugs? Pah.
Scully: Victim died of multiple stab wounds.
Mulder: *throws her a file* Ever heard of the knife alien?
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#4113928 - 04/30/15 05:59 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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$18.99 for a pound of underwater bugs? Pah. $29.99 per lb. It's those big red ones on the top of the photo.
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#4113977 - 04/30/15 07:07 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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My favorite is Kahnolli's. "Leave the gun, take the Kahnoli."
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#4114048 - 04/30/15 09:44 PM
Re: Matt Wagner, I need your help!!!
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Obviously it was meant to be ironic, like rain on your wedding day.
The Jedi Master Actually- that's not irony. Irony is rain on your wedding day IF your husband/wife works as a meteorologist. You know...
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