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#4051585 - 12/16/14 05:06 PM Deep thoughts....  
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Thoughts by a deep thinker.......

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion . . .
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.


~Bill

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#4051594 - 12/16/14 05:30 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4051601 - 12/16/14 05:40 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Just told my wife that sexist joke and how appalled I was by it.
I don't think she believed me She tried to kick me in the nuts to prove a point LoL

#4051631 - 12/16/14 06:40 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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After our first was born, I told my wife that if she got out of line I'd do it to her again.
I would have been kicked in the nuts if she wasn't so sedated---sedated enough I knew that she'd forget I said it.
I love screwing with people under sedation.


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#4051703 - 12/16/14 08:02 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#4051742 - 12/16/14 09:06 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Love this!

#4051984 - 12/17/14 12:46 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That's funny...

#4052105 - 12/17/14 04:27 PM Re: Deep thoughts.... [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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