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#3995938 - 08/15/14 01:30 PM The troll thread!  
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The DR1 is a clown wagon.

Of course there was a bar at the bottom of the FW190 sight.

The draw distance is too far.

The AI wouldn't seem so uber if you could shoot straight and didn't do stupid stuff.

Consoles are the future of combat simulations.


The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events.

More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.com

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#3995949 - 08/15/14 01:46 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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#3995956 - 08/15/14 01:51 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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The moonshot was fake, but wrasslin' is real.

IL2 Birds of Prey is the best IL2 game.

Operation Flashpoint is better off at Codemasters, Arma sucks.

KB/Mouse sucks, good devs can set up a controller just as well.

The Phantom Menace was the best of the Star Wars movies.

Ford > Chevy > Big Wheel > imports

Troll tool


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#3995957 - 08/15/14 01:52 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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0.50 cal can kill a Tiger.

Trim on a slider is fine.

Vulching is fun.

The eye can't discern more than 30 FPS anyway.

Can I use my Xbox controller in DCS?

The Falcon 4.0 campaign sucks.

Why is the Spitfire such an ugly airplane?

Why the hate for CloD?


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#3995959 - 08/15/14 01:54 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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I enjoy vulching/airfield attacks and I like CloD biggrin

Not from an easy or cheap kill standpoint, but more from a blowing up ground targets all over an airfield standpoint wink


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#3995973 - 08/15/14 02:05 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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Sports athletes are overpaid!!!

Michael Bay is a film-making genius!

Everything known to mankind is Bush's fault!


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#3996008 - 08/15/14 03:11 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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I wish there were more movies with Ben Affleck, J-Lo, or Madonna as leading actors.

Americans retrieved the Enigma from U-571.

Michael Jackson couldn't dance.

Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus.

#3996077 - 08/15/14 04:59 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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I fail to see the value in this thread.


Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
#3996103 - 08/15/14 05:51 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Li'lJugs]  
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Yeah it's totally over modeled.

I should know cause I'm from the government and I am here to help!


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#3996108 - 08/15/14 06:01 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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Russian sim devs = overpowered Russian planes and missiles.

Why doesn't my simulated Mustang kick ass? That plane won WW2!

If it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German now.


And a few for anybody who has spent any amount of time on an FSX forum...

Why doesn't your A320 model have wingflex?

Why can't I see the engines from the virtual cockpit?

It's not a sim it's a game!

I'm not being entertained by P3D, I'm being trained!

#3996113 - 08/15/14 06:11 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Li'lJugs]  
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Originally Posted By: Li'lJugs
I fail to see the value in this thread.


Troll!

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#3996279 - 08/15/14 10:06 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  

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I am going to kill myself after typing this but you freakin' asked for it

'Justin Bieber is greater than Michael Jackson! He is like God!'

#3996318 - 08/15/14 11:12 PM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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There's too much bacon in the world and not enough rats.


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Romans 10:1-13

#3996367 - 08/16/14 12:35 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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I disagree with everyone else's point of view, however refuse to give any facts myself to prove otherwise.

#3996435 - 08/16/14 03:17 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Billyote]  
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Facts are just somebody else's opinion.

What we need are think tank studies.

For how cheap they are, I mean compared to like the President's vacations, we should have lots more of them.

Oh...and cookies.


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#3996855 - 08/17/14 12:35 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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There are not enough politicians in world and too many free men.

Typing that makes me angry and that's a fact.


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#3996864 - 08/17/14 12:47 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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NASCAR requires no skill! It's just driving in circles.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3996872 - 08/17/14 01:06 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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I have more posts than PanzerMeyer.


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#3996877 - 08/17/14 01:21 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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The Star Wars prequels are really good films. Even better than the originals.

You have no right to criticize them because they are movies for little kids anyway.

They have assassinations, betrayals, political plots, decapitations, depictions of war, torture, mutilation, slavery... but they have Jar-Jar Binks in them and that is how we know they are for kids.

#3996881 - 08/17/14 01:28 AM Re: The troll thread! [Re: Dart]  
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