A man received the following text message from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife" ...
(Thks to Needles at Mutley's)
Last edited by corsaire31; 08/23/14 10:33 AM.