A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: - I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: - What is her height?
Husband: - I never checked.
Inspector: - Slim or healthy?.
Husband: - Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: - Color of eyes?
Husband: - Never noticed.
Inspector: - Color of hair?
Husband: - Changes according to season.
Inspector: - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: - Was she driving?
Husband: - Yes.
Inspector: - Color of the car? . . . .. .
Husband: -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.