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#3989380 - 08/01/14 04:12 PM Joke: The Missing Wife  
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband: - I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: - What is her height?

Husband: - I never checked.

Inspector: - Slim or healthy?.

Husband: - Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: - Color of eyes?

Husband: - Never noticed.

Inspector: - Color of hair?

Husband: - Changes according to season.

Inspector: - What was she wearing?

Husband: - Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: - Was she driving?

Husband: - Yes.

Inspector: - Color of the car? . . . .. .

Husband: -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.


~Bill

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#3989402 - 08/01/14 04:58 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#3989406 - 08/01/14 05:09 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#3989407 - 08/01/14 05:13 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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That was great.


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#3989503 - 08/01/14 09:47 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#3989802 - 08/02/14 06:29 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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Hahaha!! Too true sometimes!


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#3989861 - 08/02/14 09:44 PM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#3989927 - 08/03/14 03:58 AM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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#3999180 - 08/22/14 04:17 AM Re: Joke: The Missing Wife [Re: Bill_Grant]  
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