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#3987923 - 07/29/14 06:33 PM 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.  
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"Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."


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#3987927 - 07/29/14 06:38 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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He's pining for the fjords!


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3987929 - 07/29/14 06:40 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?


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#3987936 - 07/29/14 06:45 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

*whoops,wrong sketch*

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#3987941 - 07/29/14 06:50 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Our chief veapons are fear, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3987946 - 07/29/14 06:58 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Ha! Then we shall make you understand...Biggles! Fetch...the cushions!


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#3987954 - 07/29/14 07:09 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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What's all this then?


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#3987955 - 07/29/14 07:11 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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THE BISHOP!!! THE BISHOP!!


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3987957 - 07/29/14 07:14 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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There! It moved!


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#3987961 - 07/29/14 07:18 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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So I thought to myself a little fermented curd would do the trick.

#3987964 - 07/29/14 07:19 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Chucky]  
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Originally Posted By: Chucky
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

*whoops,wrong sketch*


NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!


Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
#3987966 - 07/29/14 07:21 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Top hole. Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3987967 - 07/29/14 07:21 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Bruce?

#3987972 - 07/29/14 07:30 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Perhaps there are youngsters here who know not what of we speak, to rectify that:



Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
#3987991 - 07/29/14 07:59 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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What I object to is all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!




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#3988029 - 07/29/14 09:15 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Where's it from?
Leicester...
How do you know?
It's tattooed on the back of the neck...


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#3988064 - 07/29/14 10:11 PM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Here is an alternative version, just as fun biggrin


#3988166 - 07/30/14 04:16 AM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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What's on the telly?

Looks like a penguin.

#3988177 - 07/30/14 05:01 AM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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You know, I didn't know what this was, but I was thinking, "This has to be Monty Python."

Bloody good show!


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#3988225 - 07/30/14 10:28 AM Re: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [Re: Mace71]  
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Probably my favorite MP sketch of all time,



“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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