How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about in dancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.
This would not be an insult to my sons, as I was indeed a window dresser.
#3986430 - 07/26/1408:47 PMRe: I fart in your general direction!
[Re: Mace71]
Having been born in France i was insulted by this video
"everything lives by a law, a central balance sustains all"
#3987102 - 07/28/1401:49 PMRe: I fart in your general direction!
[Re: Haggart]
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Originally Posted By: Haggart
Having been born in France i was insulted by this video
How did you end up in 'Murica?
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
#3987130 - 07/28/1402:07 PMRe: I fart in your general direction!
[Re: Mace71]
Joined: Oct 1999 Posts: 15,786Haggart
I Fought Diablo
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole A few buttons missing on my remote control A few fries short of a happy meal I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response He's a genius in France! Genius in France!
The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#3987170 - 07/28/1402:36 PMRe: I fart in your general direction!
[Re: Mace71]
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So yeah, Jedi is a hardcore Weird Al fan. Lol
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole A few buttons missing on my remote control A few fries short of a happy meal I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response He's a genius in France! Genius in France!
The Jedi Master
I never knew he did a Zappa homage/parody!
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
#3987700 - 07/29/1412:11 PMRe: I fart in your general direction!
[Re: Haggart]
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 15,827Mace71
Dread pirate Mace
that was only the beginning - then came Vietnam and then an island off the coast of Africa where sometimes I would see the local kids (i was one of the local kids) slaughtering kittens with rocks in a small concrete enclosure.
"everything lives by a law, a central balance sustains all"
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole A few buttons missing on my remote control A few fries short of a happy meal I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response He's a genius in France! Genius in France!
The Jedi Master
I never knew he did a Zappa homage/parody!
Yeah, it's an original, not a parody, and he did it back in 2003 I think? Poodle Hat IIRC... Dweezil plays the intro.
There's no official video, but I found this:
The Jedi Master
The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter