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#3986145 - 07/26/14 01:38 AM Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing  
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All the lawsuit money in world won't bring back his manhood but maybe with stem cells they could grow him a new one


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#3986152 - 07/26/14 02:00 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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Originally Posted By: Haggart
Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing



With a headline like that we may see and interesting picture on milk cartons in the near future.

#3986182 - 07/26/14 04:15 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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OMG!! That would be...........man I don't know........man that SUCKS!!!

#3986201 - 07/26/14 06:20 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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Maybe they didn't find enough to work with?


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#3986221 - 07/26/14 09:50 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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He is a grown man, why would he go for a circumcision in the first place? That violates number one in my rule book. No sharp objects near the boys.


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#3986222 - 07/26/14 10:16 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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At least he had a coice, although it seems he did not choose wisely.

It really annoys me that infants (both male and female) are forced though this procedure as infants for 'cultural' reasons.

#3986224 - 07/26/14 10:46 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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Originally Posted By: Haggart
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/he...ticle-1.1879437

All the lawsuit money in world won't bring back his manhood but maybe with stem cells they could grow him a new one


Do these stem cells come in extra large ?


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You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking
#3986225 - 07/26/14 10:48 AM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Destructis]  
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Originally Posted By: Destructis
He is a grown man, why would he go for a circumcision in the first place? That violates number one in my rule book. No sharp objects near the boys.


I have heard more than one woman refer to the look as "ant eater". Still too late in the game for a make over.

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You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking
#3986329 - 07/26/14 04:29 PM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Destructis]  
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Originally Posted By: Destructis
He is a grown man, why would he go for a circumcision in the first place? That violates number one in my rule book. No sharp objects near the boys.


Some people are incredibly insecure wink

It's like boob jobs, it's just not right.


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#3986350 - 07/26/14 05:14 PM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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I for one support boob jobs. just wish my wife did.


You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking
#3986356 - 07/26/14 05:22 PM Re: Alabama Man Goes To Hospital for Circumcision and Wakes Up to Discover His Penis Is Missing [Re: Haggart]  
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The doc wasn't named Ramsay Snow by any chance was he?


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