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#3986271 - 07/26/14 02:44 PM I fart in your general direction!  
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#3986274 - 07/26/14 02:51 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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That man is quite insane.

Somehow I'm not surprised that he's a plumber, though...

#3986279 - 07/26/14 03:01 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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I don't get it. What's the point? Why does he do it? Is it his job? Is it a hobby? Is it a colossal waste of time and energy?

#3986281 - 07/26/14 03:02 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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The point is to fart at the French! smile


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#3986290 - 07/26/14 03:21 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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I thought I recognised his name.He's the guy that fitted a flamethrower to the back of a scooter wacky


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#3986294 - 07/26/14 03:28 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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Originally Posted By: MaceUK33
The point is to fart at the French! smile


in their general direction as well. biggrin


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#3986372 - 07/26/14 05:51 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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I thought this was going to be an old fashion Holy Grail quote thread. The forum hasn't had one in a while.
I wonder if it smells like elder berries.


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#3986389 - 07/26/14 06:36 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about in dancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

This would not be an insult to my sons, as I was indeed a window dresser.



#3986430 - 07/26/14 08:47 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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Oh man....... rolleyes


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#3987090 - 07/28/14 01:35 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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We've already got one...it's quite nice, you see.



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#3987093 - 07/28/14 01:42 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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Having been born in France i was insulted by this video


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#3987102 - 07/28/14 01:49 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Haggart]  
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Originally Posted By: Haggart
Having been born in France i was insulted by this video


How did you end up in 'Murica? biggrin


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#3987130 - 07/28/14 02:07 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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dad was a redneck


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#3987162 - 07/28/14 02:27 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
He's a genius in France! Genius in France!




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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
#3987170 - 07/28/14 02:36 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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So yeah, Jedi is a hardcore Weird Al fan. Lol


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#3987474 - 07/29/14 12:02 AM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
He's a genius in France! Genius in France!




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I never knew he did a Zappa homage/parody!


The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
#3987700 - 07/29/14 12:11 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Haggart]  
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Originally Posted By: Haggart
Having been born in France


Explains a lot biggrin


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#3987706 - 07/29/14 12:37 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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I refer everybody to 5:05 and 21:50

Language is NSFW.

#3987752 - 07/29/14 02:04 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: Mace71]  
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Originally Posted By: MaceUK33
Originally Posted By: Haggart
Having been born in France


Explains a lot biggrin


that was only the beginning - then came Vietnam and then an island off the coast of Africa where sometimes I would see the local kids (i was one of the local kids) slaughtering kittens with rocks in a small concrete enclosure.


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#3987777 - 07/29/14 02:44 PM Re: I fart in your general direction! [Re: letterboy1]  
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Originally Posted By: letterboy1
Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
He's a genius in France! Genius in France!




The Jedi Master


I never knew he did a Zappa homage/parody!


Yeah, it's an original, not a parody, and he did it back in 2003 I think? Poodle Hat IIRC... Dweezil plays the intro.

There's no official video, but I found this:






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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter

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