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#3977977 - 07/08/14 12:21 PM OT : Pilots and women  
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At my favourite FSX hangar, we have a joke topic going on, and I found this one which I thought was worth sharing :

--- HER DIARY ---

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V.

He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caresses and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster

--- HIS DIARY ---

Made the worst landing of my life today, but at least I got laid.

Last edited by corsaire31; 07/08/14 12:33 PM.

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#3977978 - 07/08/14 12:29 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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duck hahaha hahaha hahaha

wonderful joke

#3978002 - 07/08/14 01:26 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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Hehe, that's hilarious(and spot on!).

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#3978076 - 07/08/14 03:49 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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#3978401 - 07/08/14 11:52 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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I like this one too :

SCOTTISH WEDDING

At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled :

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.


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#3979339 - 07/10/14 08:57 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here… use my iPad."
I can tell you this - that fly never knew what hit him...


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Flying in FSX/Air Hauler, Wings over Flanders Fields, Rise of Flight, IL2 1946 Hsfx, Condor soaring.
#3979342 - 07/10/14 09:07 PM Re: OT : Pilots and women [Re: corsaire31]  
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I always name my plane with a womans name.
Often reminds me of dancing....

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