#3971541 - 06/22/14 11:23 PM
Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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#3971646 - 06/23/14 11:11 AM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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I predict a "Sleeping Simulator" in the future.
can't understand this one. a simplified baking game, i can understand. but if you go to great lengths to simulate each finger... just bake in real life.
this has to be a joke
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#3971647 - 06/23/14 11:13 AM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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I thought I read somewhere that it was made in a couple of days for a competition or something. Looks sorta boring and frustrating rather than 'wacky' like some of those other 'perform a simple task' games such as QWOP or Octodad.
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#3971806 - 06/23/14 05:02 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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I look at it this way--if people are willing to pay them for something that is obviously stupid, they're going to waste their money SOMEHOW. This isn't a case of preying on the elderly with some investment scam or anything, they're saying "hey, if you pay us we'll make this completely stupid program" and people are PAYING it.
If I stand on a corner with a sign that says "won't work for money" and people give me money, is it my fault or the stupidity of the people who give it to me? If I'm not there, those idiots are going to waste their money on something else anyway.
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#3971823 - 06/23/14 05:25 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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As long as it makes money it isn't bad, but this strikes me as one of those things where the only people that'd buy it are people that did it as a joke or those that would get more out of real baking instead.
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#3971835 - 06/23/14 05:47 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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Now if they say "we're going to make this awesome kitchen sim" and instead you get a bunch of ingredients spreadsheets with some mumbled talk about lack of investors THEN it's a scam. THAT I have no patience for. If you promise a Lexus and deliver a 30 yr old Hyundai on blocks, you deserve ruination. But if you say "for sale, 30 yr old Hyundai on blocks!" and people buy it, more power to seller and buyer.
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#3971862 - 06/23/14 06:52 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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What's with the awkward long arms? It reminds me of that horrid dinosaur game "Trespasser". Not only that, but all arms have freckles. I'm counting 0 freckles. NOT a simulator.
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#3971866 - 06/23/14 07:01 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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Dual amputee baking simulator?
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#3971868 - 06/23/14 07:03 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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I think the real sleeper app that will make tons of money, is a "cell phone user simulator" made specifically for cellphones. And also a "tablet user simulator" made only for tablet users. The marketing could be brilliant. Imagine! Now you too can make phone calls with the touch of your finger, change volume by using your own voice! Move windows around the screen with a simple swipe of your finger! Now you too can polish your cellphone skills with the new Cellphone User Simulator app!
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#3971871 - 06/23/14 07:05 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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Now you too can make phone calls with the touch of your finger, Who makes phone calls on their smartphone? That's like sooooo 2009.
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#3971892 - 06/23/14 08:07 PM
Re: Ok, who Greenlit Baking Simulator on Steam?
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Yes, because for some unknown reason people gave up email to email addresses...so they could email phone numbers...but not call them.  The Jedi Master
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