A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales and Ireland were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."

I'd heard that one a little differently, where it's a woman on the beach, and the third guy throws her in the water and says that now she's been, uh, fooked.

It reminds me of a different joke:

A guy is going through the jungle with a group of missionaries, and he sees an opportunity and steals the group's money and takes a canteen from one of them and runs off on his own.

Once he's put a little distance between himself and the missionaries, he runs into a group of angry natives, all armed with spears.

He thinks to himself, "I'm screwed!" Then he hears a voice in his head say "No you're not, you're not screwed."

"Who is that?!" he asks.

"It's God. Listen to me very carefully. Grab the spear from the nearest warrior." The man grabs the spear and says "Now what?"

"Do you see the tribesman with the biggest headdress?"

"Yes"

"That's the chief - thrust that spear into him." The man jams the spear into the chief, who falls over dead in a pool of blood. "OK, now what?"

"NOW you're screwed."

ha ha ha ha......................This is a wonderful joke.