http://www.google.com/finance?q=vicex&ei=bApQU9iXNIKciAKrqQE

A Vice Fund.

It's a fund of entertainment, gambling, tobacco, alcohol, and defense companies. It has an expense ratio of 1.5% though, but the initial buy in of $2000 isn't bad.

I have been using the "buy high, sell low, make it up by doing volume" method.

Phillip Morris may be a good buy in that case- assuming you don't have an issue against the product, the stock is down, but is made up by a good dividend.

The same is also true for Diageo, the guys that own the world's big alcohol brands. Alcohol is never going to go out of style, especially in economic downturns.