#3938716 - 04/13/14 04:59 PM
Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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People should eat fewer baked beans to reduce flatulence which can contribute to global warming, a minister suggested today. Fears were raised about the impact of smelly emissions caused by Brits eating more beans than any other country in the world. Climate change minister Lady Verma said it was an important issue and urged the public to moderate our behaviour. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l#ixzz2ymoE48hh Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook "Beans, beans, the musical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the better you feel, So let's have beans for every meal!" I just wasn't made for these times.
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#3938759 - 04/13/14 07:40 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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"Fears were raised about the impact of smelly emissions caused by Brits eating more beans than any other country in the world." It's just the Brit's. Soon the entire country is going to explode in......a huge.....well.....'gaseous cloud'. They just have to be 'first', at everything.....
"Murphy's Law"
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#3938774 - 04/13/14 08:37 PM
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Politicians should keep their mouths shut for the same reason.
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#3939070 - 04/14/14 04:32 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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#3939125 - 04/14/14 05:50 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#3939146 - 04/14/14 06:13 PM
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I am doing my part.
I don't eat beans.
My chili recipe is beanless.
What's in the box? C'mon, what's in the boooox?
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#3939166 - 04/14/14 06:37 PM
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I am doing my part.
I don't eat beans.
My chili recipe is beanless. Chili without beans is like a world without love.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
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#3939170 - 04/14/14 06:46 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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What an astounding level of stupidity. The only people who generate methane from eating oligosaccharides are those who don't eat them often enough to have built up the necessary enzymes. But the amino acids present in beans are absolutely essential (literally "essential amino acids") for people who choose to avoid eating meat. And as everyone knows, meat animals require seven times the feed per unit nutrition delivered to the consumer than if the feed was channeled directly to vegetarian human food. Thus, eating beans as part of a scheme to consume less animal protein is far and away a more green choice than avoiding them out of concern for methane emissions.
Ah they just said that so people would become distracted from other, perhaps more pressing matters. And the american government have set the stage for greater distraction, Legalizing marijuana. Imagine trying to say the above while stoned. It'd take forever
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#3939625 - 04/15/14 01:54 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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I once dated an oligosaccharide. She was not as sweet as you'd imagine.
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#3939645 - 04/15/14 02:14 PM
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Weren't we blaming this on cows, at one time. I still think that flatulent cows are the issue here. I refuse to take the blame. My wife would argue with that, of course.
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#3939692 - 04/15/14 03:15 PM
Re: Humans should eat less beans (to help save Our Mother, the Earth)
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We really need to raise cows underground and then use the ventilation systems to collect this for clean-burning fuel!
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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