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#3759589 - 03/29/13 07:22 PM Your mother was a hamster...  
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...and your father smelt of elderberries!

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#3759593 - 03/29/13 07:25 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759594 - 03/29/13 07:25 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759597 - 03/29/13 07:30 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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It's KRT not Kurt
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..Is there someone else there we can talk to?

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#3759630 - 03/29/13 08:49 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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Dread pirate Mace
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I fart in your general direction!

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#3759631 - 03/29/13 08:50 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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NI charge

Dont think of it as being vastly outnumbered ... but just having a large target selection.

The only thing more accurate than incoming fire, is incoming friendly fire

Tracers work BOTH ways...

" I have a cunning plan my lord "
#3759634 - 03/29/13 08:58 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: tempusmurphy]  
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I will take you to Jabba
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We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.

We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
#3759635 - 03/29/13 08:59 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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Dread pirate Mace
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Bring me..............a shrubbery!!!

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#3759637 - 03/29/13 09:02 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
#3759639 - 03/29/13 09:04 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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Dread pirate Mace
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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#3759640 - 03/29/13 09:04 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: U-96]  
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tis but a flesh wound

Dont think of it as being vastly outnumbered ... but just having a large target selection.

The only thing more accurate than incoming fire, is incoming friendly fire

Tracers work BOTH ways...

" I have a cunning plan my lord "
#3759663 - 03/29/13 10:01 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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"crisis" is my middle name...
#3759721 - 03/29/13 11:37 PM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759771 - 03/30/13 01:12 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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African or European?

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#3759777 - 03/30/13 01:26 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759778 - 03/30/13 01:31 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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I have a cunning plan that cannot fail!

Oh wait, @#$%.

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#3759804 - 03/30/13 02:18 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759808 - 03/30/13 02:25 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759809 - 03/30/13 02:26 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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#3759815 - 03/30/13 02:44 AM Re: Your mother was a hamster... [Re: Mace71]  
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