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That's right, dammit! If Frodo had just gone by Hobbiton Audi before he and Sam and the twins left on that quest they never would have broke down halfway to Mordor and had to walk!
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
