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#3729482 - 02/02/13 05:27 PM LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313?  
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I'm sure these points have not been over looked by military analysts, but it's basically just a giant model kit. Looks kinda(?) cool, but it will never leave the ground. First it needs an engine, and a bit more than a couple of MFD screen and a vacum molded plexiglass canopy. To start off.


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#3729485 - 02/02/13 05:31 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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There is a Youtube video showing something with the shape of the Q313 flying but knowing Iran it is probably a remote controlled plane with jet noises dubbed on.


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#3729526 - 02/02/13 07:02 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Is this meant to be in the DCS forum?


I say it as I see it
#3729636 - 02/03/13 12:41 AM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Didn't you know? That's the next big dcs release: DCS Q313.

Oh wait- that's not right because the real thing is not real enough for the sim (yet).

#3729964 - 02/03/13 06:29 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Haha, yeah.

Or there domestic super F-5s


However, on checking out there OOB on wikipedia, it says its possible they bought several squadrons worth of Su-30s, which are no joke


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#3730038 - 02/03/13 08:53 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Here's the video. Watch this and tell me with a straight face that this isn't footage of an R/C plane.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=369_1359918315


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#3730067 - 02/03/13 10:26 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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It either an RC plane or a full-scale one with A LOT of wing-rock...

Even my girlfriend, who by her own admission knows next to nothing about military aerospace, laughed when she saw that.


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#3730214 - 02/04/13 04:30 AM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Does it not have retractable gear then? :P lol

everyone loves propaganda!


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#3730349 - 02/04/13 02:20 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Very funny & clearly a remote control plane smile

#3730397 - 02/04/13 04:23 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Mace71]  
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Originally Posted By: MaceUK33
There is a Youtube video showing something with the shape of the Q313 flying but knowing Iran it is probably a remote controlled plane with jet noises dubbed on.


You mean:
"knowing their rep it's a Green Screened model over random sky footage."

IRAN = Photoshopped Army.

That 313 is such a bad mockup, a normal 5 foot 5 pilot doesnt fit in it, and the MFDs appear to be off bran Tablets glued to a manifold.

For the Zoom and FoV, the plane is off scale.. A LOT.. it looks like a 1/10 scale RC, lots of random turbulent wing movements, and no exhaust.)

not to mention, all that Tech and it's a #%&*$# 320x240 mpg file with a 684kb/sec bit rate according to embedded info.

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#3730519 - 02/04/13 07:01 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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There are pictures from inside the cockpit. In addition to it having apparently a top speed of 300 mph (because that's as far as the gauge goes) you can clearly see the construction is fiberglass. If it COULD fly it would be as battle-ready as your average boat.





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#3730522 - 02/04/13 07:05 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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maybe its 300 Mach Per Hour...

ROFLMAO.


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#3730529 - 02/04/13 07:13 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Oh that's right, in Iran it's probably in km/h!




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#3730562 - 02/04/13 08:07 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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WOW that cockpit is a little squished lol

and is it me or is the glass of the canopy very very distorted

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#3730571 - 02/04/13 08:13 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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#3730598 - 02/04/13 08:48 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: FlandersRevenge]  
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That is absolutely hilarious.
I think we should be checking for any missing home pit builders that have been kidnapped as that is the worst cockpit I've ever seen in my life, let alone the clarity of the canopy; you'd be better off looking through the bottom of a bottle.


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#3730611 - 02/04/13 09:08 PM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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The pit is a contradiction on itself.

- The bubble canopy is made of plastic - glass,
(I thought this was a Stealth fighter!?, not to mention the Glass looks like crap)

- The Hood of the Forward Instrument Panel is MIA, the back of each Display Car Stereo and Gauge is exposed to oncoming radar waves.
(I thought this was a Stealth fighter!?)

- The Car Stereo on top and some of the MFDs are mounted so crappily, i doubt they'd be able to handle 2 or 3 Gs.

- The Back Bottom Center Forward Instrument panel is exposed, pilot can easily put his foot into the wiring harness and screw stuff up
(build quality anyone?)

- The Flight Stick, Hydrualic Controls on that Airframe? or did they just take the design out of their dying tomcat pits?

- No HUD or Helmet mounted device.


The Airframe

- A design like that will not fly without a Computer Aiding the Pilot, Yet the Stick is a Hydraulic Center mounted Stick.

- Gear Doors are Crazy thin, with no hydrualics or pistons visible (do they plan to fly it with it's gear down?)




We let them have one of our drones.. and this is what they come up with?

it looks more like a Black Klingon Bird of Prey than a stealth jet.

That's what it is, a new Klingon Ship for JJ's Star Trek III!


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#3730798 - 02/05/13 04:24 AM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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To be fair, the super hornet and stike eagle have hydraulic "style" sticks, but IIRC input still goes to a force sensor and is all fly by wire otherwise. Certain countries also chose this option on their spec of eurofighter too i beleive.

But yeah, this things a joke, amd this picture tells the story:



This "airplane" was created for the sole purpose of fooling the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmajahmasomerhing, into thinking a bunch of engineers were doing something besides playing angry birds and browisng youtube all day.

Oh, and one overlooked bit on the canopy; does that thing look able to remain preassurized at FL 50....

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#3730806 - 02/05/13 04:44 AM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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nope, no seal what-so-ever around the edges.


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#3730866 - 02/05/13 08:18 AM Re: LoL, the world is up in arms over Iran's new Qaher 313? [Re: Silverswift]  
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Well if thats the way it flys if it were true, it clearly needs some work. I feel for the pilot lol. Actually no I don't.

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