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#3713753 - 01/08/13 01:30 AM 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time  
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Eight and a half minutes of pure LOL! ...


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#3713794 - 01/08/13 02:59 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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The thing is, you use those lines right, and they can totally work.


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#3713795 - 01/08/13 03:05 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: NavyNuke99]  
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Originally Posted By: NavyNuke99
The thing is, you use those lines right, and they can totally work.

Lol, there is not a prayer in heaven that any of them would work for me.


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#3713796 - 01/08/13 03:08 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: wheelsup_cavu]  
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Originally Posted By: wheelsup_cavu
Originally Posted By: NavyNuke99
The thing is, you use those lines right, and they can totally work.

Lol, there is not a prayer in heaven that any of them would work for me.


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It makes me wonder though how many times he got slapped in pursuit of his research...


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#3713807 - 01/08/13 03:34 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed happened in a bar in Ft. Lauderdale long time ago.

We were out for after work drinks and this guy named Jackson pulled one of the best/worst pickup lines ever.
Pretty girl walks up to him and says you smell good, what do you have on. He says a hard on and I didn't know
you could smell it!

Crude, I know, but if you could have seen her slap half his face off!!!!

#3713810 - 01/08/13 03:42 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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I did not watch the video, but the worst one I've actually heard used was:
"A girl as pretty as you can't be faithful"
Needless to say, it did not work.

#3713816 - 01/08/13 03:56 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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I heard a good one the other day...Australian style:

Bloke to girl on beach: "Any chance of a f***?"

Girl: "Get stuffed"

Boy: "How about you lie still while I have one?"

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#3713834 - 01/08/13 04:30 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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lol.


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#3713837 - 01/08/13 04:34 AM Re: 100 Worst Pick-Up Lines of All Time [Re: Linebacker]  
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My favorite line that I use on occasion to slay the ladies,

"If you were a phaser, you'd be set to "stunning"".


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