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#3683188 - 11/16/12 03:17 PM The German town that doesn't exist  
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy

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The story goes that the city of Bielefeld (population of 323,076 as of 2011[1]) in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia does not actually exist. Rather, its existence is merely propagated by an entity known only as SIE (in this context THEY or THEM, not the polite form of YOU[2]), which has conspired with authorities to create the illusion of the citys existence.

The theory posits three questions:

Do you know anybody from Bielefeld?
Have you ever been to Bielefeld?
Do you know anybody who has ever been to Bielefeld?

A majority are expected to answer 'no' to all three queries. Anybody claiming knowledge is said to be part of the conspiracy or being deceived themselves.

The origins of and reasons for this conspiracy are undocumented. Speculated originators jokingly include the CIA, Mossad or aliens who use the Bielefeld University as a disguise for their spaceship.[3][4]


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#3683192 - 11/16/12 03:30 PM Re: The German town that doesn't exist [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3683270 - 11/16/12 05:45 PM Re: The German town that doesn't exist [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3683301 - 11/16/12 06:20 PM Re: The German town that doesn't exist [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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I've been to Bielefeld... My Dad scraped his bumper in a multi story car park there.



(or at least I think I have.....)

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Domestos you must be confused.

Either that, or you're one of THEM!


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I flew there once... in a UFO designed by Nazis, built by Russians, flown by aliens, stewarded by bigfoot and made to look like a U.S. weather balloon.

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Originally Posted By: U-96
Ask the RAF, they've been there a few times biggrin

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I have been there a few times as well...in a submarine that can burrow under bed rock and it was built by chinese/russian/german scientists with american management.


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Originally Posted By: Domestos
I've been to Bielefeld... My Dad scraped his bumper in a multi story car park there.



(or at least I think I have.....)


Crime in multi-story car parks.

That is wrong on so many levels.


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Passed through it by train, been there years ago. Or was I just abducted? Nevermind...

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Originally Posted By: U-96
Ask the RAF, they've been there a few times biggrin

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And more than a "few " remained................................................... actually not funny at all.


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There is civilization in Germany north of the Danube ? screwy


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