Followed a Honda EG6 today. Car is tastefully modified with JDM brandname parts and sport a mean set of SSR rims on an aggresive looking lowered stance. Stuck on the rear window "No fat chicks. Car will scrape."

Hahah!

I knew several S2000 owners with that same sticker- thought about getting one for mine, but decided that might up the d-bag quotient a little bit too much...

From - http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/highway-hoons-in-secret-club/story-e6freon6-1225702921242

Now the reason it's funny is because a friend of mine just made the whole thing up. It's complete fiction but the newspaper got suckered hook, line, and sinker.

I've got a couple of the M1-300 stickers on my 150cc scooter, my lawnmower, etc.

My father-in-law used to have an old pickup with a bumper sticker that read: Against Logging? Try wiping your ass with plastic.

" If animals were'nt meant to be eaten...then how come they're made out of meat?" I laughed for 5 minutes when I saw that sticker.

Or...there is a biker Tshirt I saw once that said on the back "if you can read this....the B!tch fell off".......I got a kick out of that too.

Had one that read "My Australian Cattle Dog is smarter than your honor student" on one of my trucks. Like to find another one for my new truck.

A long time ago a good friend of mine owned a '57 Ford pickup with no floorboards that had one that read "Sometimes you gotta take the bu@@$h#t along with the bad". Always liked that one.

I have 2 that I made with a kit many years ago, "drive like hell, get there faster" and "Warning! I drive just like you"

No bumper stickers on any of my cars. They are a PIA to remove.

Next door neighbor had this one on his car when I was in HS.
http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0156W_RIDES.jpg
He always seemed to have a new gal pal for some reason.


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LOL! Thanks for the contri's. Needed a good laugh to start the day.

Again today, in bumper traffic, I was behind this car (female driver) who had 'Honk if you are sexy' plastered on the rear window.

Naturally, I obliged.

When I drew alongside, she looked pretty PO'ed.

I pointed towards her rear mirror and she gave me a frustrated quizzical look that appear to say "Why are you heckling me by tooting the honk in bumper traffic ?" Probably she forgot she had that sticker...... or maybe I did not meet her 'sexy' standards

I used to have a sticker similar to this one on the back of my car. (Mine was a Zetec version, rather than turbocharger)

It isn't really LOL funny, but it was cheeky, amusing, and had just the right amount of douche factor for me.

What happens when your grandma gets in??

My first car was a brown 1970 Ford Galaxie 500. Like all first cars that cost $200.00 cars it had it's issues, but managed to get us where wanted without problem. All of my friends remember the car fondly, so it couldn't have been that bad. One time the heater core went and filled the passenger compartment with smoke and fumes. We abandoned the car quicky, but ever since that day it was named "The Smokin' Sh*tbox." It fit and that's what it's name was - even today.

Anyway, a few nights later a friend 'vandalized' my car with a bumpersticker that read: "This car can't pass sh*t. It's constipated." We all had a laugh, and I decided to keep the sticker for a while. I eventually put another one over it, but it was funny.

Solution, go to michaels craft store, buy a big sheet of magnet. Cut the magnet to fit the sticker, voila!

I have been mea ing to make my own
It will just say:

Opinion

Pretty sure a magnet won't work on the IROC bumpers.



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That just screams out for an "N ROLL" sticker. You can put it right over the Z.

Lol, you can doctor the pic all you want but don't touch the car.


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