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#3622952 - 08/09/12 06:12 AM Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star  
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#3622981 - 08/09/12 09:05 AM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3622985 - 08/09/12 09:16 AM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Wonder what the excess would be on the claim.


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#3623056 - 08/09/12 01:00 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Does the insurance cover damage by acts of sabotage or war?


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#3623091 - 08/09/12 02:09 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
Does the insurance cover damage by acts of sabotage or war?


Hmm. I'd imagine if 'The Force' was involved in such acts it would be considered an act of god.


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#3623168 - 08/09/12 03:26 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Ah, it looks more like a pipe was leaking around the hyperdrive and the soggy back end blew off when it went into warp. Sorry, not covered...

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#3623174 - 08/09/12 03:30 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Reminded me of this....


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#3623177 - 08/09/12 03:33 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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That "mayhem" All State guy really wrecked havoc on that Death Star.


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#3623233 - 08/09/12 05:08 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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So the Death Star plans getting leaked was really just an insurance scam, and killing the Bothans was the cover up?


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#3623254 - 08/09/12 05:21 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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Actually the death star that blew up was actually the sister station that was accidentally rammed by a UK warship on it's maiden flight. They started construction of the actual deathstar later but used the insurance of the sister DS to pay for the second one.

(Titanic conspiracy reference.)

#3634960 - 08/30/12 06:59 AM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3635003 - 08/30/12 09:47 AM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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It's Progressive Insurance. They won't pay anyway and will help pay for Lukes legal team.


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#3635184 - 08/30/12 04:38 PM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Desert Eagle]  
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#3635566 - 08/31/12 05:07 AM Re: Darth Vader tries to get insurance for the Death Star [Re: Destructis]  
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Originally Posted By: Destructis
It's Progressive Insurance. They won't pay anyway and will help pay for Lukes legal team.


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