Well,

there is an easier way to do it. Just take a first ship of the line (edit: if at hand) and let it fire a broadside:

Easier? More amusing, certainly.

Sounds like my underground parking garage when a group of seniors coming or going set-off a car alarm
while trying to unlock their cars. One will think its their car going off only to set-off another car.
Sucks some days living on 1st floor right above the garage. Even worse when it happens latter at night.

Oki,

edited it for you.