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#3505931 - 01/28/12 10:24 PM some humorous quotes I found  
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Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ..I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!
- Sign over the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan.

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.
- Paul F. Crickmore - test pilot

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
- From an old carrier sailor

If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.

Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.

Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.

A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.

I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.
-Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot

A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum.
-Jon McBride, astronaut

If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it; ride the #%&*$# down.
- Ernest K. Gann, author & aviator

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time.
- sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.

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#3505967 - 01/28/12 11:11 PM Re: some humorous quotes I found [Re: piper]  
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You can always tell a fighter pilot...but you can't tell 'im much.

"From our orbital vantage point, we observe an earth without borders, full of peace, beauty and magnificence, and we pray that humanity as a whole can imagine a borderless world as we see it, and strive to live as one in peace."
Astronaut William C. McCool RIP, January 29, 2003 - Space Shuttle Columbia

#3506003 - 01/29/12 12:04 AM Re: some humorous quotes I found [Re: piper]  
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Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

Do you guys fly by this..Dart, Beach, Grog and Semmern ? biggrin

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#3506067 - 01/29/12 01:50 AM Re: some humorous quotes I found [Re: piper]  
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Nice ones Piper.

Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
- Alice Kahn

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.
#3506104 - 01/29/12 03:13 AM Re: some humorous quotes I found [Re: piper]  
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A note from Black Bart,after a robbery:

I've labored long and hard for bread,

For honor and for riches,

But on my corns too long you've tread,

You fine-haired sons of #%&*$#.

#3506272 - 01/29/12 12:52 PM Re: some humorous quotes I found [Re: piper]  
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Made me laugh ... Thanks piper

Here's another..

Out of the 10 million sperm or so present which fight their way to fertilise a human egg cell, and only one can succeed. How the Fok did you win the race!!!!

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