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#3493579 - 01/12/12 10:54 PM A neutrino walks into a bar  
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"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.


In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3493581 - 01/12/12 10:59 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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I heard that tomorrow.


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#3493587 - 01/12/12 11:06 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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#3493598 - 01/12/12 11:22 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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That's great! smile


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#3493686 - 01/13/12 02:11 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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That would bring down the house at MIT, Stanford, or CalTech, but around here, you get a mixed reaction at best.

Amongst some of the members, it tends to cause conversations such as this:

"I'm gonna tell ya what! That ol' boy is uh-tippin' back the ol' Kickapoo Joy Juice over thar in Norway! He cain't even keep his dadgum thoughts straight!"

"What's a neutrino Cletus?"

"Dadblame it Otis, don't you know nuthin'? A neutrino is a person from New Zealand. Evidently they don't like 'em and won't serve 'em liquor over thar in Norway!"

Cheers!

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#3493687 - 01/13/12 02:14 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-)

that was funny semmern! Please forward to CERN!

#3494000 - 01/13/12 02:10 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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A photon walks into a hotel.

"Do you have much luggage ?"

"No, i'm travelling light."



Piper wrote:
"In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-)"
rofl rofl rofl

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#3495039 - 01/15/12 01:18 AM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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Originally Posted By: semmern
"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.


Har har har.

Very good.


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#3495445 - 01/15/12 06:29 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Catfish]  
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Originally Posted By: Catfish
A photon walks into a hotel.

"Do you have much luggage ?"

"No, i'm travelling light."



LOL biggrin


In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
#3499176 - 01/20/12 02:27 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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Good one!

#3499247 - 01/20/12 03:18 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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Ah, makes me nostalgic for my college days.
Nothing like good quantum mechanics jokes!



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#3499326 - 01/20/12 04:31 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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I posted this next week.


In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
#3499388 - 01/20/12 05:31 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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All right, if you're getting this much mileage with the neutrino joke, I want a go.

A Higgs boson walks into a bar and all the lights are off. And the Higgs boson says, "Let there be light!" And there was light.

Cheers!

Rick... hahaha


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#3499401 - 01/20/12 05:40 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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Or how 'bout this one?

Back during Prohibition, a photon walked up to the door of a Speakeasy and knocked. The doorkeeper opened the password port and peered out at the photon, one eye peering through each of the two slits. The photon didn't know the password, so it just waved to him.

Cheers!

Rick... hahaha


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#3499415 - 01/20/12 05:55 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: Jedi Master]  
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Originally Posted By: Jedi Master
Nothing like good quantum mechanics jokes!



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#3499505 - 01/20/12 07:11 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a pint. The second one says he wants half a pint. The third one says he wants a fourth of a pint. The bartender puts two pints on the bar and says You guys need to learn your limits.

#3499568 - 01/20/12 08:08 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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Ooh, math jokes!



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#3499677 - 01/20/12 09:53 PM Re: A neutrino walks into a bar [Re: semmern]  
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A molecule of ribonucleic acid walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he'll have.

"I'm not drinking," says the RNA. "But I've got a message for you from the boss!"

Or maybe...

An acid and a base walk into a bar together.

"What the hell?" says the bartender. "This is the first time I've ever seen an acid and a base walk into this joint together in all the years I've been keeping bar here! I never thought I'd live to see the day!"

The acid turns to the base and says, "You see? I told you the two of us together was going to produce some sort of a reaction!"

But really, we're focusing too much on the science and math end of things. What about some humanities? Fine arts perhaps? Try this...

What do Picasso and the Queen have in common?

Blue periods!

Cheers!

Rick... hahaha


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Two waves enter from opposite sides of a bar.
The bartender asks what they would like to drink?
Both waves reply "I'll have what he's having".
The bartender puts down an empty glass and walks on to the next customer like they weren't even there.


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