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#3493579 - 01/12/12 10:54 PM
A neutrino walks into a bar
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"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3493686 - 01/13/12 02:11 AM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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That would bring down the house at MIT, Stanford, or CalTech, but around here, you get a mixed reaction at best. Amongst some of the members, it tends to cause conversations such as this: "I'm gonna tell ya what! That ol' boy is uh-tippin' back the ol' Kickapoo Joy Juice over thar in Norway! He cain't even keep his dadgum thoughts straight!" "What's a neutrino Cletus?" "Dadblame it Otis, don't you know nuthin'? A neutrino is a person from New Zealand. Evidently they don't like 'em and won't serve 'em liquor over thar in Norway!" Cheers! Rick... 
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#3494000 - 01/13/12 02:10 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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A photon walks into a hotel. "Do you have much luggage ?" "No, i'm travelling light." Piper wrote: " In North Carolina, we don't allow neutrinos! And we're damn proud of it two!-)" 
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#3495039 - 01/15/12 01:18 AM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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"We don't serve neutrinos faster than light here" says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. Har har har. Very good.
Hi, I'm Larry and this my brother Dayrle, and this is my other brother Dayrle.
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#3495445 - 01/15/12 06:29 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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A photon walks into a hotel.
"Do you have much luggage ?"
"No, i'm travelling light."
LOL 
In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3499176 - 01/20/12 02:27 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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#3499247 - 01/20/12 03:18 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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Ah, makes me nostalgic for my college days.
Nothing like good quantum mechanics jokes!
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#3499388 - 01/20/12 05:31 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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All right, if you're getting this much mileage with the neutrino joke, I want a go. A Higgs boson walks into a bar and all the lights are off. And the Higgs boson says, "Let there be light!" And there was light. Cheers! Rick...
"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499401 - 01/20/12 05:40 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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Or how 'bout this one? Back during Prohibition, a photon walked up to the door of a Speakeasy and knocked. The doorkeeper opened the password port and peered out at the photon, one eye peering through each of the two slits. The photon didn't know the password, so it just waved to him. Cheers! Rick...
"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499568 - 01/20/12 08:08 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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Ooh, math jokes!
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The anteater is wearing the bagel because he's a reindeer princess. -- my 4 yr old daughter
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#3499677 - 01/20/12 09:53 PM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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A molecule of ribonucleic acid walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he'll have. "I'm not drinking," says the RNA. "But I've got a message for you from the boss!" Or maybe... An acid and a base walk into a bar together. "What the hell?" says the bartender. "This is the first time I've ever seen an acid and a base walk into this joint together in all the years I've been keeping bar here! I never thought I'd live to see the day!" The acid turns to the base and says, "You see? I told you the two of us together was going to produce some sort of a reaction!" But really, we're focusing too much on the science and math end of things. What about some humanities? Fine arts perhaps? Try this... What do Picasso and the Queen have in common? Blue periods! Cheers! Rick...
"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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#3499935 - 01/21/12 03:47 AM
Re: A neutrino walks into a bar
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Two waves enter from opposite sides of a bar.
The bartender asks what they would like to drink?
Both waves reply "I'll have what he's having".
The bartender puts down an empty glass and walks on to the next customer like they weren't even there.
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