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#3462469 - 11/26/11 04:57 PM Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !!  
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Christwire: "Conservative values for an unsaved world"
Really, is this a joke i did not get ?

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-...-sex-maneuvers/

Look at the charts OMG

Ah ok, it IS a joke site LOL

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#3462476 - 11/26/11 05:09 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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Just as I suspected. I thought I was having too much fun for it to be good for me.


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#3462560 - 11/26/11 08:20 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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LOL

"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

LOL

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#3462574 - 11/26/11 08:46 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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ROTFLOL!!! biggrin



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#3462584 - 11/26/11 08:57 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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It's people like Christwire.org that give people like me a bad name. Sheesh.

That's really irritating, by the way.


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#3462587 - 11/26/11 09:01 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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Thing is there are people who are actually like this.


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#3462592 - 11/26/11 09:05 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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Christwire is a parody site... right?

#3462595 - 11/26/11 09:07 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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There is no freakin' way this is serious.

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#3462635 - 11/26/11 10:11 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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Apparently the whole site is like Onion Network and not serious. This 'review' keeps popping up on the Bethesda forums and the mods keep shutting them down lol.


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#3462977 - 11/27/11 01:22 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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#3463009 - 11/27/11 02:39 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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Oh, good heavens. Now that I know it's a parody site, it's even less amusing.


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#3463059 - 11/27/11 04:35 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Catfish]  
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The scary thing is to some people that review actually makes perfect sense
and they will take it literally!

I bet right now there is some nut case using that article as proof that
Skyrim, and possibly all other MMORPGs, are the work of the devil
to stray our innocent children's away from the path of salvation.

Remember the DnD frenzy in the early 80's?

Same people.


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#3463087 - 11/27/11 05:44 PM Re: Skyrim and "Christwire" lol !! [Re: Speedo]  
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Originally Posted By: Speedo
Christwire is a parody site... right?


Gee, I dunno. Let me think..... smile


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