#3326074 - 06/23/11 04:36 PM
Test of manliness
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semmern
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Check your scores at the bottom
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You carefully pace yourself to time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The very best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no consequence to how you love her and your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym if she'd like to. C. A very conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. An important model to strive for B. A myth or an oxymoron. C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "This time together has been meaningful for me. I hope we can still be friends." B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time, understanding, and gentle encouragement before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results: * If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check inside your pants to be sure you ARE a man. * If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. * If you answered "C" more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN
In all my years I've never seen the like. It has to be more than a hundred sea miles and he brings us up on his tail. That's seamanship, Mr. Pullings. My God, that's seamanship!
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#3326170 - 06/23/11 06:35 PM
Re: Test of manliness
[Re: semmern]
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Mace71
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Dread pirate Mace
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Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town Thats both funny and gross lol
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#3326251 - 06/23/11 08:26 PM
Re: Test of manliness
[Re: semmern]
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kaa
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An oxymoron, a moron Lol !!!
"Anyone can shoot you down if you don't see him coming but it takes a wonderfully good Hun to bag a Camel if you're expecting him." Tom Cundall.
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Exodus
by RedOneAlpha. 04/18/24 05:46 PM
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