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#3308367 - 06/01/11 12:49 PM 90 reasons why I want a queen...  
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...cause then we might get such a cool prince as Phillip:


90 reasons...


You might say a lot about monarchy but few things beat it in terms of sheer entertainment value.

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#3308370 - 06/01/11 12:55 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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LMAO!!! He's just great in an absurdly non-PC sort of way. wink

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#3308375 - 06/01/11 01:04 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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Oh man, this one is bad! LOL

79. "Reichskanzler." Prince Philip used Hitler's title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl during a speech in Hanover in 1997.


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#3308376 - 06/01/11 01:07 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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#3308382 - 06/01/11 01:13 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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But you have to agree with :

15. "What do you gargle with pebbles?" To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: "It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs."


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#3308438 - 06/01/11 02:59 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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Too much honesty and a little bit of old school biases? lol...


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#3308554 - 06/01/11 06:00 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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He's like a British Dan Quayle!

HEre is how I prefer to see him and the Queen, though:





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#3308599 - 06/01/11 06:42 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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This is what happens when you have everyone kissing your butt for 60 years.

#3308605 - 06/01/11 06:46 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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Just make sure it's not a King in Queen's clothing. exitstageleft


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#3308617 - 06/01/11 06:58 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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68. "Ah, so this is feminist corner then." Joining a group of female Labour MPs, who were wearing name badges reading "Ms", at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000.

I bet that one went over well. wacky


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#3308618 - 06/01/11 07:00 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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Must be the British version of "**** My Dad Says"

#3308622 - 06/01/11 07:02 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Falstar]  
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Originally Posted By: Falstar
Must be the British version of "**** My Dad Says"

I think the networks would go for it. thumbsup


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#3308697 - 06/01/11 08:38 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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It's a good thing he has a job for life, apparently you don't need social skills or common courtesy to make millions being a prince.

#3308829 - 06/01/11 11:25 PM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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hahaha He's a national treasure! Hilarious! And probably no one else in the UK could get away with this stuff!

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#3308877 - 06/02/11 12:29 AM Re: 90 reasons why I want a queen... [Re: Para_Bellum]  
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Tell you what. Why don't we swap. You (the USA) take custody of our royal family, and in exchange we get to create a written constitution, and have an elected head of state. Everybody wins!


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