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#3293344 - 05/12/11 05:16 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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mucat
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but still has a mind of her own. This is when it goes wrong.
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#3293600 - 05/12/11 08:46 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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If I make a woman, she will be from Newcastle and have no teeth. See the be very careful gentlemen thread for reasons.
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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#3293656 - 05/12/11 09:41 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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If I make a woman, she will be from Newcastle and have no teeth. See the be very careful gentlemen thread for reasons. We'll see you in the new thread titled, "Beware, Newcastle women still have dentures!"
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
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#3293667 - 05/12/11 09:54 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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No matter how perfect you may think a woman out there is, there's some guy sick and tired of her.
"From our orbital vantage point, we observe an earth without borders, full of peace, beauty and magnificence, and we pray that humanity as a whole can imagine a borderless world as we see it, and strive to live as one in peace."
Astronaut William C. McCool RIP, January 29, 2003 - Space Shuttle Columbia
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#3293706 - 05/12/11 10:38 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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No matter how perfect you may think a woman out there is, there's some guy sick and tired of her. ...and that's why I've become very fond of a leasing program the last couple of years. 
" And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"- John F. Kennedy
"NUKE-ular. It's pronounced NUKE-ular."- Homer Simpson
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#3293757 - 05/12/11 11:39 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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I kinda like mine. Very seldom is the grass greener.
"A little luck & a little government is necessary to get by, but only a fool places his complete trust in either one." - PJ O'Rourke www.sixmanfootball.com
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#3293771 - 05/12/11 11:58 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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If I made a woman, I would not give her a soul. So she could take yours?
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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#3293784 - 05/13/11 12:16 AM
Re: If I could make a woman
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I'll take the standard Cherry 2000
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. Or else He's the dumbest designer that ever lived."
- Spider Robinson, Mindkiller
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#3293785 - 05/13/11 12:16 AM
Re: If I could make a woman
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If I made a woman, I would not give her a soul. So she could take yours? Only if she's a redhead, right?
" And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"- John F. Kennedy
"NUKE-ular. It's pronounced NUKE-ular."- Homer Simpson
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#3293796 - 05/13/11 12:28 AM
Re: If I could make a woman
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I didn't have to make one - God delivered. Smart, witty, beautiful, good looking and a redhead to boot (though she's gone beautifully grey). And she's mine. All mine. 
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#3294150 - 05/13/11 01:00 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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Good pick there Dart. She gets the OG seal of approval.
Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Someday your life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
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#3294536 - 05/13/11 07:49 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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mucat
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I didn't have to make one - God delivered.
Smart, witty, beautiful, good looking and a redhead to boot (though she's gone beautifully grey).
And she's mine. All mine.
And she is about to whack you with the stick.
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#3294619 - 05/13/11 09:43 PM
Re: If I could make a woman
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I didn't have to make one - God delivered.
Smart, witty, beautiful, good looking and a redhead to boot (though she's gone beautifully grey).
And she's mine. All mine.
And she is about to whack you with the stick. LOL, that was my first thought too.  Wheels
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