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#3244483 - 03/24/11 11:02 PM
"Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Freycinet
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The day we all learned [google translated] Russian: http://translate.google.com/translate?js...3D5&act=urlMore than ten pages of slightly surrealistic goodness so far!
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#3244505 - 03/24/11 11:12 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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sascha
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Addictive stuff!  I like: hmm .. heinkel rammed nose - it's tail fell off and I have nothing. whole. ^ Russian haiku? or fellow vacationers relax comrades! And it taught me things I never knew before. For instance that apparently there are two kinds of epilepsy, Western and .. err.. Eastern? t is necessary to assure Yubisoftu and give them a check that off in Russia will not allow Western epileptic somehow disable this thing at home S.
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#3244540 - 03/24/11 11:34 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Rusty_M
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It's been hurting my head all evening. I read some things and just think "What? Is that good or bad?"
The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine!
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#3244597 - 03/25/11 12:09 AM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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FearlessFrog
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You can use http://www.blahblahfish.com/en/ on this forum. Helps fix up the grammar.  I enjoyed this one: Gentlemen, do not rush to throw their computers in the trash.
NDA is why the release of the West has been postponed.
I'm shocked, Slavs again suffer from the bourgeoisie, the world does not change.
Luther is not funny.
I crossed over your team fingers.
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#3244600 - 03/25/11 12:16 AM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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sascha
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Slavs again suffer from the bourgeoisie, the world does not change. Indeed, it seems it hasn't changed ... for some people ...  Hmm.. seems the blahfish is broken. Tried "my hovercraft is full of eels" in Hungarian, but it came back empty. At least "my nipples explode with delight" worked, well, sorta ... : "my m mammilla exploded val feast" ...  S.
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#3244618 - 03/25/11 12:33 AM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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VonBarb.
Earth-bound misfit
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Earth-bound misfit
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I kinda like how this one turned out : We will wait for folk artists to optimize the configuration file. Let's all wait for Bob Dylan to come fix the game Appart from that, the little I've been able to understand so far isn't good for me. These people all run systems that make my rig look like Pong by comparison and, well, their last hope seems to be in old Bob's hands. Doesn't bode well at all... Cheers Nico
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"Et s'il ne pleure personne, que Dieu nous le pardonne "
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#3245227 - 03/25/11 01:56 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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sascha
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Tt's getting rather disturbing over there ... yesterday went to bed with repulsive mood, long tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep. several times to get up to smoke, while rereading messages with this subject ... Why then remembered black ops ... today woke up, read the topic again and I realized ... do not rush headlong into the store for igruley ... Bob went out, probably the snow comes! and in fact dropped out now! I have already changed the thorns ... I regret not found in the subject no reports of developers by not apologizing, because even with the explanations ... complete bummer ... spoiled the mood ... 250 extra vodka ... unplanned quarrel with his wife ... mental suffering ... moral hazard ... a lawsuit ... (And here Otapa incurred (R ))... I do not believe that GM is not aware of such bases ... and not just go to deceive the users ... writing, and his eyes on Joey pozyrkivayu ... whether to whisk it off or wait a couple of months? Somewhere deep inside a glimmer hope that I'll be on another, that everything lamer, but I steep a gamer and I'll be flying (forgive me virpily) and then, lighting another sigatretu understand that I am the same lamer ... that just as with most anything I will not fly ... and over 250 of vodka and ... (read above) ...
Here's how it is how I met today afternoon. S.
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#3245243 - 03/25/11 02:08 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Dart
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Lifer
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The online translator definately has a poetry routine built into it.
The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#3245320 - 03/25/11 03:17 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Dart
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Lifer
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500 meters of the most steam, strange. iron is strong, it seems to patch it, shake, interesting results. The most important thing is that WoW is not a modernization of Elah. Now the game frankly cheese, but it has huge potential.
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The opinions of this poster are largely based on facts and portray a possible version of the actual events. More dumb stuff at http://www.darts-page.comFrom Laser: "The forum is the place where combat (real time) flight simulator fans come to play turn based strategy combat."
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#3245396 - 03/25/11 04:10 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Bwaze
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
I sympathise with Brother-Slavs.
Pezzer Ritter Wenne Knecht!
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#3245438 - 03/25/11 04:31 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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Para_Bellum
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At the bomber,
the view from the cab,
brakes less,
if your head (TrackIrom) not cool.
At Sir friezes much stronger.Or this one: Persuaded devils eloquent.
I will not fly. Indeed.
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"...late afternoon the Air Tasking Order came in [and] we found the A-10 part and we said, "We are going where!? We are doing what!?"
Capt. Todd Sheehy, Hog pilot, on receiving orders during Operation Desert Storm
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#3245551 - 03/25/11 05:31 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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NECyclone
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The overall tone of the Russian site was not good though in my opinion. Sounds like the sim is bringing peoples computers to its knees. One post sounded hopeful that the Russian version would lose the epilepsy filter. Wonder if we can make a Russian version work on our computers?
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb." - Benjamin Franklin
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#3248389 - 03/27/11 08:35 PM
Re: "Why in the first movie on the first page of bombers when you turn the camera bent screws in the steering wheel?"
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sascha
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More useful insights into the "simming"-mind: Apparantly, asking for a refund isn't expected from a patriotic, heterosexual Russian male: about the procedure for returning the game to shop
Brothers! Do not consider me a gay person and a traitor, but after the game again does not work at all, and danced around the company and at random to determine why it is so ... is tired in general. Hmm.. dancing around randomly sounds rather gay indeed ... The answer: To produce a pack of feminine sanitary pads, they all will understand and return the money without further conversation. S.
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Exodus
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