#3030926 - 06/14/10 01:10 PM
Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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Horse Attack! The 35-year-old was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Indonesia when the attack occurred. A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man in Sulawesi, sinking its teeth into him. As bystanders put the man in a car to take him to hospital, one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement. "Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," a witness said. "So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated." It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on. The 70-year-old owner of the horse, called Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.
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#3030933 - 06/14/10 01:20 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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That horse was a known ball biter.
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#3031019 - 06/14/10 03:03 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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The guy was 70 so the horse was probably aiming for his toes and just missed.
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#3031028 - 06/14/10 03:14 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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Just goes to show
You can lead a horse to a construction site
But he'll still bite your balls off
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#3031056 - 06/14/10 03:46 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting. And if your horse likes to "kiss" you, which I call "rubber lipping", do the same thing. Do not give them permission to put their mouth on you for any reason. And for cryin' out loud, don't wave your testicles at them! They hate that! Cheers! Rick...
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#3031063 - 06/14/10 03:54 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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This will be Chevy's next truck commercial. A truck could've gotten both of them, they simply have more power and load capacity. Cue up the slow motion dropping stuff into the bed of a truck video...
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#3031074 - 06/14/10 04:08 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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This will be Chevy's next truck commercial. A truck could've gotten both of them, they simply have more power and load capacity. Cue up the slow motion dropping stuff into the bed of a truck video... Maybe a video on 1 ton of human testicles being dropped into the bed of a truck?
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#3031150 - 06/14/10 05:34 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting. Rick... Of course, not while your balls are in his mouth.
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#3031152 - 06/14/10 05:37 PM
Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses!
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If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting. Rick... Of course, not while your balls are in his mouth. Yes, yes of course! Thank you, letterboy1! I forgot that part! Definitely do NOT bop them under the chin if they've already got hold of your stuff! Whew! Cheers! Rick...
"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
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