Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate This Thread
Hop To
#3030926 - 06/14/10 01:10 PM Beware of Indonesian Horses!  
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 10,343
shan2 Offline
Veteran
shan2  Offline
Veteran

Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 10,343
Maryland, USA
Horse Attack!

The 35-year-old was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Indonesia when the attack occurred.

A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man in Sulawesi, sinking its teeth into him.

As bystanders put the man in a car to take him to hospital, one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.

"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," a witness said.

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

It was not known whether doctors attempted to sew it back on.

The 70-year-old owner of the horse, called Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past.


You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Inline advert (2nd and 3rd post)

#3030933 - 06/14/10 01:20 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: shan2]  
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 40,112
20mm Offline
Site Emeritus
Honorary Forums Manager
20mm  Offline
Site Emeritus
Honorary Forums Manager
Sierra Hotel

Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 40,112
Tucson AZ
That horse was a known ball biter.


Pat Tillman (1976-2004):
4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors.
5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals.
Forever United States Army Ranger.
#3031011 - 06/14/10 02:49 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Wireman]  
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 15,827
Mace71 Offline
Dread pirate Mace
Mace71  Offline
Dread pirate Mace
Veteran

Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 15,827
Darlington, UK.
Could have been un-bridled passion... smile


Antec 902 | Intel i7 920 2.66Ghz OC'd to 3.40GHz | MSI GeForce GTX 660 Black Knight 2048MB GDDR5 | Corsair 6GB DDR3 | Coolermaster V8 CPU Cooler | W7 64

"There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing." Aristotle
#3031019 - 06/14/10 03:03 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Mace71]  
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,156
Destructis Offline
Hotshot
Destructis  Offline
Hotshot

Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,156
Anne Arundel County, MD
The guy was 70 so the horse was probably aiming for his toes and just missed.


Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
#3031028 - 06/14/10 03:14 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Wireman]  
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 40,112
20mm Offline
Site Emeritus
Honorary Forums Manager
20mm  Offline
Site Emeritus
Honorary Forums Manager
Sierra Hotel

Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 40,112
Tucson AZ
Just goes to show

You can lead a horse to a construction site

But he'll still bite your balls off


Pat Tillman (1976-2004):
4 years Arizona State University, graduated with high honors.
5 seasons National Football League player, Arizona Cardinals.
Forever United States Army Ranger.
#3031056 - 06/14/10 03:46 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: shan2]  
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,872
Sauron Offline
Successor to Bill the Cat!
Sauron  Offline
Successor to Bill the Cat!
Hotshot

Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,872
Quantum Superstate
If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting.

And if your horse likes to "kiss" you, which I call "rubber lipping", do the same thing. Do not give them permission to put their mouth on you for any reason.

And for cryin' out loud, don't wave your testicles at them! They hate that!

Cheers!

Rick... hahaha


"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
#3031063 - 06/14/10 03:54 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Sauron]  
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 19,581
Raw Kryptonite Offline
Beat the Kobayashi Maru
Raw Kryptonite  Offline
Beat the Kobayashi Maru
Veteran

Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 19,581
MS
This will be Chevy's next truck commercial. A truck could've gotten both of them, they simply have more power and load capacity.
Cue up the slow motion dropping stuff into the bed of a truck video...


·Steam: Raw Kryptonite ·MWO & Elite Dangerous: Defcon Won ·Meager youtube channel
·Intel i5-9600K ·EVGA GTX1070 FTW 8GB ·EVGA CLC 120 Cooler
·16 GB Patriot Memory VIPER 4 3000MHz ·GIGABYTE Z390 AORUS PRO WiFi Mobo
· CORSAIR CARBIDE AIR 540 case ·BenQ BL3200PT monitor
#3031074 - 06/14/10 04:08 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Raw Kryptonite]  
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,984
Master Offline
meh
Master  Offline
meh
Veteran

Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,984
Originally Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
This will be Chevy's next truck commercial. A truck could've gotten both of them, they simply have more power and load capacity.
Cue up the slow motion dropping stuff into the bed of a truck video...


Maybe a video on 1 ton of human testicles being dropped into the bed of a truck?

#3031150 - 06/14/10 05:34 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: Sauron]  
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 22,405
letterboy1 Offline
(Heterosexual)Tchaikovsky Ballet Fan
letterboy1  Offline
(Heterosexual)Tchaikovsky Ballet Fan
Lifer

Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 22,405
Columbus, GA USA
Originally Posted By: Sauron
If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting.
Rick... hahaha


Of course, not while your balls are in his mouth.


The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
#3031152 - 06/14/10 05:37 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: letterboy1]  
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,872
Sauron Offline
Successor to Bill the Cat!
Sauron  Offline
Successor to Bill the Cat!
Hotshot

Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,872
Quantum Superstate
Originally Posted By: letterboy1
Originally Posted By: Sauron
If a horse tries to bite you, bop them under the chin lightly with a closed hand (not a savage uppercut, just a bop with the hand closed) and at the same time, hiss loudly. They'll quit biting.
Rick... hahaha


Of course, not while your balls are in his mouth.


Yes, yes of course! Thank you, letterboy1! I forgot that part! Definitely do NOT bop them under the chin if they've already got hold of your stuff! Whew!

Cheers!

Rick... eek2


"We are extending ourselves in Space and Time not because of capitalism or socialism but in spite of them. The Right/Left Capitalist/Socialist establishments are psychologically unprepared for our emerging situation in Time and Space." - F. M. Esfandiary, Upwingers
#3031153 - 06/14/10 05:39 PM Re: Beware of Indonesian Horses! [Re: shan2]  
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 121,384
PanzerMeyer Offline
Pro-Consul of Florida
PanzerMeyer  Offline
Pro-Consul of Florida
King Crimson - SimHQ's Top Poster

Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 121,384
Miami, FL USA
Wild horses keep dragging me down...


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”

Moderated by  RacerGT 

Quick Search
Recent Articles
Support SimHQ

If you shop on Amazon use this Amazon link to support SimHQ
.
Social


Recent Topics
Carnival Cruise Ship Fire....... Again
by F4UDash4. 03/26/24 05:58 PM
Baltimore Bridge Collapse
by F4UDash4. 03/26/24 05:51 PM
The Oldest WWII Veterans
by F4UDash4. 03/24/24 09:21 PM
They got fired after this.
by Wigean. 03/20/24 08:19 PM
Grown ups joke time
by NoFlyBoy. 03/18/24 10:34 PM
Anyone Heard from Nimits?
by F4UDash4. 03/18/24 10:01 PM
RIP Gemini/Apollo astronaut Tom Stafford
by semmern. 03/18/24 02:14 PM
10 years after 3/8/2014
by NoFlyBoy. 03/17/24 10:25 AM
Copyright 1997-2016, SimHQ Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.6.0