Now dig these... supposed to be from Finnair failure report archives (P=pilot, M=mechanic)

P: The left inner wheel should almost be replaced.
M: The wheel is almost replaced.

P: Test flight went well but the automatic landing was quite rough.
M: No automatic landing system in this type.

P: Lubricating system in propeller 2 out of order.
M: Number 2 works, however, the propellers 1,3,4 doesn't.

P: Something in the cockpit is loose.
M: Something in the cockpit fastened.

P: Dead insects in the windshield.
M: We are out of the living.

P: Marks of a leak in landing gear.
M: the marks removed.

P: Incredibly high volume in radio equipment.
M: the level is set on credible level.

P: I guess there's a crack in windshield.
M: I guess you are right.

P: Engine 3 is missing.
M: The engine found on right wing after a brief search.

P: the aircraft is acting funny.
M: The aircraft has been told to straighten up, fly right and be earnest.

P: The radar is growling.
M: The radar has been told to speak clearly.

P: A mouse in the cockpit
M: A cat installed.

Simply perfect!

Wheels

Those are funny.

I was looking through the squawk resolution log for one of the C-172's I'm learning in, and saw some similar funny stuff. I'll see if I can find them...

OK, not as funny as the OP, but they at least make me smile a little...

Observation - OBS key can removed while on rt mag (hot mag) -unsafe
MX Reply - Kill engine with mixture...danger of hot mag minimal: with out fuel the engine won't run. Turn key off.

Observation - (obs) no fuel stick. #7172
MX Reply - Please search the plane...

Observation - (obser) left door hinge wont stay propped open, right leather seat belt connection broken slight bald spot on right main tire
MX Reply - Quit complaining its getting old. This is the cheapest SP you can spend more if you like. Aircraft is Airworthy

There were multiple observations for the key coming out of the ignition and the door hinge. I just posted the replies where MX was obviously a little tired of responding.

The old classic

IFF don't work in the OFF position

Replaced manual pilot.........