Another funny one.

Why should she be surprised? All golfers play 18 holes.

Wow, even a 3D reenactment!

What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?

Yeah, this has been all over the newsfronts.

IIRC, this virtual reenactment was done by a Taiwanese newsgroup...
pretty weird stuff...but hard not to watch! LOL

Usually Tiger makes it to the fairway, but this time he hit it into the bush.

So maybe some alcohol involved after all. Wouldn't doubt that the local police department protects it's citizens. The Windemere PD show up on scene first, and it wasn't until later after Tiger was taken to the hospital that the Florida HP arrived on scene. Too bad, I guess the rich always get off easy.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10463158?GT1=39002



This story suggests the Florida HP requested a blood sample from Tiger and he refused.

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.elin.2.1355492.html

Well at least I learnt the Brits refer to hooters as "charlies"

and now he OD's.. what a train wreck

Tsk tsk. Swedes don't club baby seals. Their King just drivers over them in his speedboat. They complain tons about us norwegians clubbing baby seals tho

Tiger confused his sport with bedroom golf. I don’t really care, but he should have studied up on the rules first. And in the case you mention, rule #3 is appropriate.

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the back 9.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

I wonder how many of these rules he failed to follow?

I kinda feel sorry for the guy!

Man, I thought he would be smart enough to know the dangers of hiking in the Appalachians!