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#2912168 - 12/03/09 02:18 AM OMG, tv is about to hit a new low..  
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I love his style of fighting, but his acting skills are worse the Shattner's singing..

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#2912191 - 12/03/09 03:00 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: piper]  
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I actually expect this to be pretty decent...

I mean... He won't be acting, so how bad could it be?

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#2912197 - 12/03/09 03:25 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Skater]  
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Originally Posted By: Skater
He won't be acting, so how bad could it be?



He'll probably speak. smile

#2912201 - 12/03/09 03:29 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Skater]  
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#2912260 - 12/03/09 05:08 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: piper]  
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I think tv hit the ultimate low a while ago once the majority of shows became either cop dramas, medical dramas and reality.


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#2912282 - 12/03/09 05:41 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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It'll be completely realistic.

I'm sure that all deputy sheriffs have at least three other officers with them at all times when on patrol.


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#2912306 - 12/03/09 07:39 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Dart]  
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He's the one who should be arrested for the mass murdering of lines he's commited and his many offences ro decent cinema.

I'm not really familiar with how things work in the US or the particular state/county where this will be filmed, but is he even legally allowed to wear a uniform and enforce the law ?

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#2912307 - 12/03/09 07:42 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: VonBarb.]  
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I thought his 15 minutes had come and gone YEARS ago...

Hey,maybe they can team him with Erik Estrada!!

#2912323 - 12/03/09 09:29 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: VonBarb.]  
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Originally Posted By: VonBarb.
I'm not really familiar with how things work in the US or the particular state/county where this will be filmed, but is he even legally allowed to wear a uniform and enforce the law ?
Well:
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http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/about/
For almost 20 years, Seagal has been working as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. In addition to going out on patrol, Seagal is an expert marksman who has worked with their SWAT team and has instructed Jefferson Parish officers in firearms and hand-to-hand combat.


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#2912353 - 12/03/09 11:21 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: jeroen]  
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Fair enough. I didn't know that.

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#2912367 - 12/03/09 12:06 PM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: VonBarb.]  
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Considering in all the roles ive seen him hes some ex special forces guy I think hes plays them really well and to the point. Which is kinda how I imagine those SAS kinda guys are.

Who doesnt love Undersiege :P

#2912373 - 12/03/09 12:21 PM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Skater]  
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Originally Posted By: Skater

I mean... He won't be acting


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#2912411 - 12/03/09 01:46 PM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: PanzerMeyer]  
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Originally Posted By: PanzerMeyer
I think tv hit the ultimate low a while ago once the majority of shows became either cop dramas, medical dramas and reality.



I've gotta go with the show Cheaters on this one. Jerry Springs + Cops and using peoples' ultimate misery for entertainment. Scare Tactics is a close 2nd for pretty similar reasons. Both excel at bad taste.


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#2913055 - 12/04/09 07:13 AM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Raw Kryptonite]  
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Originally Posted By: Raw Kryptonite
Scare Tactics is a close 2nd for pretty similar reasons. Both excel at bad taste.


No one has yet to explain to me how that show is even remotely science fiction. Oh wait, the SyFy Channel isn't really about sci-fi anymore. Silly me!

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Originally Posted By: piper
I love his style of fighting, but his acting skills are worse the Shattner's singing..

http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/



This is going to be like that NFL thread where the first post makes ridiculous assumptions and then time goes by and we laugh at it.

I should say that I thought the same thing until I watched the show. Wow. I gained a whole new respect for the man.

#2913322 - 12/04/09 03:44 PM Re: OMG, tv is about to hit a new low.. [Re: Razorback]  
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Lol, watch the first few minutes of the "deadly hand" clip - notice how he's talking like he's black?

That's the cheesiest crap on earth, when some white guy starts that up. It's one thing if they actually grew up around that and ended up that way naturally, but when people go out of their way to emulate it it just sounds SO STUPID.

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Originally Posted By: Vulgarity
Lol, watch the first few minutes of the "deadly hand" clip - notice how he's talking like he's black?

That's the cheesiest crap on earth, when some white guy starts that up. It's one thing if they actually grew up around that and ended up that way naturally, but when people go out of their way to emulate it it just sounds SO STUPID.


I didn't see him "talking like he's black."

P.S.

That kind of statement is deeply ignorant, like most of your thoughts.

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Chuck Norris still goes out on patrol with the Tarrant County Sheriff's Department. He's a licensed Texas peace officer.

I remember this one guy he busted actually tried get himself off because he was arrested by an actor. Didn't work.

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Originally Posted By: PFunk
Chuck Norris still goes out on patrol with the Tarrant County Sheriff's Department. He's a licensed Texas peace officer.

I remember this one guy he busted actually tried get himself off because he was arrested by an actor. Didn't work.

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